{"id":34163,"date":"2016-07-25T13:52:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T21:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34163"},"modified":"2016-07-26T11:45:34","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T19:45:34","slug":"34163","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34163","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/b.tiff\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-34165\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/b.tiff\" alt=\"b\" width=\"674\" height=\"638\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>via<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/borowitz-report\/democrats-schedule-three-hours-straight-of-booing-to-get-it-out-of-system?mbid=nl_072516%20Borowitz%20Newsletter%20(1)&amp;CNDID=24224185&amp;spMailingID=9253503&amp;spUserID=MTExMDQ3NTI2MzI1S0&amp;spJobID=962014318&amp;spReportId=OTYyMDE0MzE4S0\"> New Yorker<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)\u2014In an unorthodox departure from tradition, the Democratic National Convention will kick off its prime-time schedule on Monday night with what a D.N.C. spokesman called \u201cthree hours straight of booing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The booing, which is slated to begin at 8 p.m. and end promptly at eleven, will give those assembled at the D.N.C. an opportunity to \u201cget it out of their system,\u201d the spokesman said.<\/p>\n<p>The decision to schedule three hours of booing came after rancorous negotiations between the Clinton and Sanders camps, with the Clinton side originally offering half an hour of booing and the Sanders side demanding twenty hours.<\/p>\n<p>Reportedly, the Clinton camp also vetoed a demand by the Sanders camp that the definition of booing be expanded to include throwing things.<\/p>\n<p>While the D.N.C. hailed the three-hour booing session as a compromise that was acceptable to both sides, many Sanders delegates reacted angrily to the agreement, arguing that the negotiations had been rigged against them.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOnce again, we\u2019ve been screwed,\u201d Carol Foyler, a Sanders delegate from New Hampshire, said. \u201cThree hours is barely enough time to boo Debbie Wasserman Schultz.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com. MORE<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via New Yorker PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)\u2014In an unorthodox departure from tradition, the Democratic National Convention will kick off its prime-time schedule on Monday night with what a D.N.C. spokesman called \u201cthree hours straight of booing.\u201d The booing, which is slated to begin at 8 p.m. and end promptly at eleven, will give those assembled [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1535,1537],"class_list":["post-34163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bernie-bros","tag-white-privilege"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34163"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34168,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34163\/revisions\/34168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}