{"id":32628,"date":"2016-01-22T17:47:05","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T01:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=32628"},"modified":"2016-01-23T23:50:02","modified_gmt":"2016-01-24T07:50:02","slug":"meth-muppet-in-meth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=32628","title":{"rendered":"Meth Muppet on Meth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vine.co\/v\/ieKI9rebnEB\/embed\/simple\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.vine.co\/static\/scripts\/embed.js\"><\/script>Sarah had all of America watchin&#8217; when she went on a terrifying rampage at a Donald Trump rally in Iowa Tuesday.\u00a0There she was, gobbling up all the USA glory again, soaking in the spotlight like she was 2008&#8217;s Moose Queen, USA all over again. Hers was a glorious\u00a0jumble of minutes, shrieking in such a register that\u00a0I honestly thou<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32686 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/SarahPalin2008RepublicanNationalConventionkJBMI4UTKCNl-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah+Palin+2008+Republican+National+Convention+kJBMI4UTKCNl\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/SarahPalin2008RepublicanNationalConventionkJBMI4UTKCNl-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/SarahPalin2008RepublicanNationalConventionkJBMI4UTKCNl.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/>ght my cat had gotten trapped in the dryer again. Sarah doesn&#8217;t often leave me feeling befuddled, sartorially speaking, but that Trump endorsement jacket has me seriously scratching my head.<\/p>\n<p>Famed in 2008 for her smart, form-fitting power suits, square specs and fierce updos, acquired on the government dime during now <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/news\/2010\/10\/sarah-palin-spending-201010\">famous shopping sprees<\/a>,<\/span><\/strong> the sleek and feminine\u00a0black pencil skirt and $2,500, cream-colored Valentino jacket she wore as she accepted the vice-presidential nomination, expertly tailored for Palin&#8217;s body. There was a \u00a0multilayered sartorial strategy that yielded a closet of figure flattering jackets and skirts.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then she lost her stylist and went back to workin&#8217; it out on her own, Despite being a kazillionaire, she often looked like she was pulling clothes from the rubble of collapsed malls, and adds $1200 shoes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32648 \" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarah-palin-shoes-1.jpg\" alt=\"sarah-palin-shoes-1\" width=\"232\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarah-palin-shoes-1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarah-palin-shoes-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/> Remember Sarah workin&#8217; her tacky-as-fuck patriot stripper heels while hosting a breakfast for the Television Critics Patriotic \u00a0Somethingorother? Those were awesome,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-32638\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-amazing-america-season-two-picture-1.jpg\" alt=\"palin-amazing-america-season-two-picture-1\" width=\"455\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-amazing-america-season-two-picture-1.jpg 483w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-amazing-america-season-two-picture-1-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Who can forget the extremely sexy American flag cowboy boots?<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s our Sarah <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32637\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"232\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1.jpg 426w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1-142x300.jpg 142w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/> at a Senate campaign event in Texas when she wore not one, but<em> two,<\/em> pairs of cowboy boots \u2014 displayed on her feet and in the form of pink rhinestones on her graphic tee (how very meta), trying to play up her down-home, down-to-Earth appeal to the hilt. The overall look doesn&#8217;t scream &#8220;competent politician.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-32639 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wenn20447155.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Palin and her husband outside of Fox News Studios Featuring: Sarah Palin Where: New York City, NY, United States When: 17 Jun 2013 Credit: Alberto Reyes\/WENN.com\" width=\"225\" height=\"482\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wenn20447155.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wenn20447155-140x300.jpg 140w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wenn20447155-768x1645.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wenn20447155-478x1024.jpg 478w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>In 2001, Miss Sarah showed up to Fox News in one of her more impressively bad outfits. Not sure how to classify this. Comically hideous, circa-2001 Paris Hilton sunglasses &#8211; \u00a0ugly, giant, mirrored, vulgar\u2013 the kind people wear solely to broadcast how much they can spend on fckng sunglasses. The skin tight, inexplicably pink,\u00a0circa 1998 peasant top.\u00a0The perforated black shirt&#8230;&#8230; the awe-inspiringly ugly snakeskin AND studded, 6-inch high pumps that probably cost two to three thousand dollars.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32646 \" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/timberwolves-suns-basketball.jpg\" alt=\"timberwolves-suns-basketball\" width=\"214\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/timberwolves-suns-basketball.jpg 367w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/timberwolves-suns-basketball-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Looking miserable and etting it all hang out, gay-bashing style, in a chicken shirt at a basketball game.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The full-on Meth Ho&#8230;.those shoes, the Flashdance\u00a0shirt&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32643\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/jYB9B.jpg\" alt=\"jYB9B\" width=\"231\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/jYB9B.jpg 537w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/jYB9B-189x300.jpg 189w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32642\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676.jpg\" alt=\"FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676\" width=\"269\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676-218x300.jpg 218w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676-768x1056.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/FFN_Palin_Sarah_MIGUELFF_ROCSTARFF_EXCL_100712_50909676-745x1024.jpg 745w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-32644 \" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sp-idaho-may-2010-ugly-outfit.jpg\" alt=\"sp-idaho-may-2010-ugly-outfit\" width=\"274\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sp-idaho-may-2010-ugly-outfit.jpg 310w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sp-idaho-may-2010-ugly-outfit-285x300.jpg 285w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do y\u2019all remember when Sarah appeared in Boise, Idaho, back in May, 2010 dressed in this tie dye outfit? Her excuse was the the airline had lost her luggage and she had to pick this hideous hippie shit out of the garbage. LOL<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-32656\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarahpalin1.jpeg\" alt=\"sarahpalin1\" width=\"259\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarahpalin1.jpeg 259w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/sarahpalin1-168x300.jpeg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At a campaign rally in MO, Sarah Palin wore platform wedge sandals, black capri pants, and a super-tight, Superman baby tee, \u00a0sunglasses and \u00a0big hair. So many crimes against fashion here.\u00a0\u00a0If\u00a0you must insist on wearing platform wedge sandals, don\u2019t wear them with fucking capri pants. And the little Superman tee is only ok if you are a 14-year-old girl trying to make geek boys fall in love with you. .This is how many meth users look, just before their teeth fell out.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32641\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Screen-Shot-2016-01-19-at-7.42.01-PM-640x330.png\" alt=\"Screen-Shot-2016-01-19-at-7.42.01-PM-640x330\" width=\"640\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Screen-Shot-2016-01-19-at-7.42.01-PM-640x330.png 640w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Screen-Shot-2016-01-19-at-7.42.01-PM-640x330-300x155.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>\u00a0You may be thinking that Sarah&#8217;s fancy jacket was made exclusively for a Junior High School marching band that Sarah picked up at Salvation Army\u00a0at the end of a skin head campout. But no. According to Mashable, this phantasmal, light brite mashup was actually made by a fancy and overpriced designer, <em>Milly.<\/em>\u00a0(some of the shit pilfered during the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=unyKRYb7WPo\">Winona Ryder Crimespree<\/a>\u00a0of 2001). It sold for $695 at Saks, which is actually a very small price to pay for all these bells and whistles. The jacket, a chimeric bowler of fringe and tinsel, shiny and spiky, appeared to be red, white, blue, perhaps gold, and yet somehow silver all at the same time. When she bounced around excitedly onstage like a meth muppet, she looked like she was on the losing end of a brawl with a sparkly gay porcupine. The sheer fact that Donald Trump and his ego stood there silently for a full 20 minutes without grabbing that lady by her hair and dragging her off the stage or, rather, calling for his security, ordering them to rip that bolero jacket off her, and drag the screaming crazy lady away and give him back his mic.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah had all of America watchin&#8217; when she went on a terrifying rampage at a Donald Trump rally in Iowa Tuesday.\u00a0There she was, gobbling up all the USA glory again, soaking in the spotlight like she was 2008&#8217;s Moose Queen, USA all over again. 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