{"id":32050,"date":"2015-10-19T11:51:32","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T19:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=32050"},"modified":"2015-10-28T13:57:38","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T21:57:38","slug":"make-america-bennigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=32050","title":{"rendered":"Make America Bennigans"},"content":{"rendered":"

DONALD TRUMP<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Donald Trump Traveling Crap and Merchandise Show came to Richmond Virginia’s International Raceway, where \u00a0last month they hosted a big ol’ NASCAR race and the Virginia Gun Show. Based on unscientific observation, the crowd was predominantly white, older than 50, and blue collar, who ya know are gonna be rich like Donald Trump themselves, any day now. So best to support those tax breaks for the wealthy now so they’re in place when that ship comes in\u2026because Trump is a TEN BILLIONAIRE! and the world\u2019s greatest business man ever, you know his tax plan is full of fresh, original ideas no human persons have\u00a0ever imagined because they are not Donald Trump.\u00a0SO we’re going to stop punishing families who achieve the American Dream[tm], and start punishing families who don’t. Every year you don’t become a billionaire you pay a fine. You have to incentivize people! Too sciencey. Feelz gud comes from jeebus, Natty Light and the irrational belief that they will be living like Trump!!<\/p>\n

What is Trump gonna do to America great again, that no other Republican except for every single other Republican, wants to do? He\u2019s going to eliminate the estate tax because it \u201cpunishes families for achieving the American dream.\u201d Probably mere oversight that Trump failed to mention the estate tax only \u201cpunishes\u201d families\u00a0whose estates\u00a0are worth $10 million or more<\/strong>,\u00a0which, contrary to what you might think from watching Republicans say words about it, is a teeny tiny point zero something percent of American families.<\/p>\n

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TEN MILLION DOLLARS OR MORE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Trump’s tax plan is brilliantly titled:<\/p>\n

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TAX REFORM THAT WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>So we\u2019re halfway\u00a0to American greatness already! \u00a0His plan sets out, and has practically already accomplished, simply by virtue of being typed on a webpage, four simple goals that you won\u2019t hear any other\u00a0presidential candidates jibber-jabbering\u00a0about: (1) tax relief for middle class Americans; (2) simplify the tax code; (3) grow the American economy; and (4) doesn\u2019t add to our debt and deficit. Does that not sound terrific? Of course it does!<\/p>\n

Donald J. Trump\u2019s Donald J. Trump Tax Plan will cut everyone\u2019s taxes, yes, but the biggest cuts go to corporations and rich people and their obnoxious trust fund babies. And, bonus, it\u2019s pretty much UNPOSSIBLE that this tax plan would be \u201crevenue neutral\u201d or reduce our debt, because trickle-down Reaganomics doesn’t work, and letting the Rich keep their money so it can drip down their legs to the Poors beneath their golden bootstraps is not a legitimate economic plan. But, on the plus side, the Small Government anti-tax conservatives can breathe a sigh of relief, because it turns out Trump is\u00a0a Real Republican afte<\/p>\n

These poor folks really think ‘Make America Great Again”<\/strong> means they will get to be rich just like the Donald, and go back to that mythical 1950s during which you could be as molesty, sexist and racist as you wanna be and fuck everyones “PC attitude”. The only thing they are getting and will get out of Trump is shlocky entertainment value which isn’t what you want out of the guy with access to the launch codes. They see themselves in him — he is a walking, talking Mary Sue for undereducated, authoritarian white bigots. Trump shows that intelligence and thoughtfulness are not especially required to be a billionaire, and unreconstructed bigotry is no barrier to fame and fortune. They forget the part about inheriting a massive amount of money from your father to make the rest of the fantasy happen, but you can understand the confusion.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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