{"id":31871,"date":"2015-08-28T16:03:48","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T00:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=31871"},"modified":"2015-08-28T16:03:48","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T00:03:48","slug":"you-fall-asleep-first-i-ebay-your-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=31871","title":{"rendered":"You fall asleep first, I Ebay your stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-31872\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=31872\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-31872\" title=\"Ebay-Caravan\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Ebay-Caravan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"492\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Ebay-Caravan.jpg 615w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Ebay-Caravan-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Described as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/caravan-suitable-affairs-murders-sale-6334259\">suitable for affairs or murders<\/a>&#8221; before it was\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebay.co.uk\/itm\/Error?item=191675366847&amp;errid=2\">removed from eBay<\/a>, this grotty little trailer home is loathed by its present owner.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he\u2019d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, deposit it around the back of our office, and failed to declare it as technically a marital \u2018asset\u2019 until recently.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Luckily, I\u2019m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don\u2019t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both.&#8221; \u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In a later edit she adds:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It has been brought to my attention that the &#8220;caravan&#8221; would also be suitable for use as a rolling meth lab. Apologies for the omission.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Described as &#8220;suitable for affairs or murders&#8221; before it was\u00a0removed from eBay, this grotty little trailer home is loathed by its present owner. &#8220;Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it. &#8220;My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he\u2019d taken [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31871"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31879,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31871\/revisions\/31879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}