{"id":31374,"date":"2015-07-13T12:51:13","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T20:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=31374"},"modified":"2015-07-13T12:51:13","modified_gmt":"2015-07-13T20:51:13","slug":"cleanup-in-aisle-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=31374","title":{"rendered":"Cleanup in Aisle 7!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-31376\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=31376\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-31376\" title=\"images-1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/images-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"192\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Location: Lubbok Walmart\/FEMA Detention Center\u2028Day #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jim-Bob tried to exscape when they said we all had to have the Obamacare, but his hoverround ran out of juice in the sporting goods aisle so they handed him over for them ISIS fellows to watch. Now if he don&#8217;t switch to MUSLIN, they gonna chop his head clean oft!!! Can&#8217;t believe this all happened, what with all the guns we stockpiled to keep the feds at bay. Them guns did&#8217;nt help us at all! We musta been total fucking idiots, but now here I am digressalating.<\/p>\n<p>If you are reading this, say a prayer for me, Billy Bob . . . writing from . . . <em>the future.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>RIP, FREEDOM<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Location: Lubbok Walmart\/FEMA Detention Center\u2028Day #1 Jim-Bob tried to exscape when they said we all had to have the Obamacare, but his hoverround ran out of juice in the sporting goods aisle so they handed him over for them ISIS fellows to watch. Now if he don&#8217;t switch to MUSLIN, they gonna chop his [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31374"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31380,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31374\/revisions\/31380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}