{"id":30162,"date":"2015-04-09T11:17:01","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T19:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=30162"},"modified":"2015-04-09T11:17:01","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T19:17:01","slug":"stuff-i-hate-worst-clothing-items","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=30162","title":{"rendered":"Stuff I Hate: Worst Clothing Items"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Pointy toe boots<\/strong><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-30163\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=30163\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-30163\" title=\"junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/junya-watanabe-black-cowhide-pointy-boots-product-2-1166412-461936215.jpeg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not just foot pinching, just plain ugly. Give me a rounded toe or give me death.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-30170\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=30170\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-30170\" title=\"hanlt-1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hanlt-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"261\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Crew Neck T-Shirts<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong>Surrender the neck.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-30171\" title=\"images-1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/images-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"194\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bat Wings<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong>Tight over hips &amp; bust, billowed over waist, sleeves adding bulk in the most unflattering way.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-30167\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=30167\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-30167\" title=\"0035439_227M1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/0035439_227M1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"275\" \/><\/a><strong>Pleated Dress Pants<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Specifically designed to protect against sexual harassment in the office, these atrocities are birth control in the office. Pleated khakis are\u00a0a dust-colored middle ground guaranteed to obscure the human form, and ward off any troublesome office romances.\u00a0Besides, they make even those with the flattest butts look like they pooped their pants.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-30164\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=30164\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-30164\" title=\"polo_armor\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/polo_armor-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/polo_armor-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/polo_armor.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Thick Polo Shirts<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Like a disgusting thick shield of body armor.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pointy toe boots Not just foot pinching, just plain ugly. 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