{"id":29887,"date":"2015-01-29T12:30:50","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T20:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29887"},"modified":"2015-01-29T12:30:50","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T20:30:50","slug":"no-just-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29887","title":{"rendered":"No. Just no."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from the bowels of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/goop.com\/city-guide\/infrared-saunas-detox-spas-and-the-best-spots-for-colonics\/tikkun-spa\/\">Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s blog<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>TIKKUN SPA<\/h1>\n<div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/goop.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/217_lg_1-150x96.png\" alt=\"goop\" width=\"150\" height=\"96\" \/><\/div>\n<div>GOOP<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies. So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat. And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there\u2019s a long menu of massages and kick-ass body scrubs to complement the sauna time. We\u2019re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release\u2014not just a steam douche\u2014that balances female hormone levels. If you\u2019re in LA, you have to do it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am in LA and No. I will not steam my vagina. Do not steam your vaginas. Your uterus does not need steam cleaning, God does that for you.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the bowels of Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s blog &nbsp; TIKKUN SPA GOOP Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies. So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29887"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29891,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29887\/revisions\/29891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}