{"id":29706,"date":"2014-12-14T12:02:53","date_gmt":"2014-12-14T20:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29706"},"modified":"2014-12-14T12:02:53","modified_gmt":"2014-12-14T20:02:53","slug":"nothing-says-christmas-like-lets-bomb-somebody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29706","title":{"rendered":"Nothing Says Christmas like &#8220;Let&#8217;s Bomb Somebody&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At the White House War on Christmas party, American hero Michele Bachmann cornered President Obama so she could give him some final advice about how to be Commander in Chief, since obviously he\u2019s been at a loss and waiting for her to give him a hand. This is literally what went down:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I turned to the president and I said, something to the effect of, \u2018Mr. President, you need to bomb the Iranian nuclear facilities, because if you don\u2019t, Iran will have a nuclear weapon on your watch and the course of world history will change,\u2019\u201d she told the Washington Free Beacon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd he got his condescending smile on his face and laughed at me and said, \u2018Well Michele, it\u2019s just not that easy.\u2019 And I said to him, \u2018No, Mr. President, you\u2019re the president, it will happen on your watch, and you\u2019ll have to answer to the world for this.\u2019 And that was it and then I left. Merry Christmas,\u201d she said with a laugh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-29707\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=29707\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29707\" title=\"bachmann-xmas-party\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bachmann-xmas-party.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bachmann-xmas-party.jpg 720w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/bachmann-xmas-party-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>(photo: The Secret Service allowed\u00a0another fucking nut to wander the White House?!!! GOT DAMN, it&#8217;s time for some heads to roll over those security breaches)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I got a sawbuck says this conversation only happened in the empty receptacle that passes for Bachmann&#8217;s skull.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the White House War on Christmas party, American hero Michele Bachmann cornered President Obama so she could give him some final advice about how to be Commander in Chief, since obviously he\u2019s been at a loss and waiting for her to give him a hand. This is literally what went down: &#8220;I turned to [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29706"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29721,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29706\/revisions\/29721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}