{"id":29208,"date":"2014-10-23T20:20:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T04:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29208"},"modified":"2014-10-23T20:21:09","modified_gmt":"2014-10-24T04:21:09","slug":"how-the-rapture-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29208","title":{"rendered":"How The Rapture Works"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>1. Real scientists come up with an Ebola vaccine.<\/div>\n<div>2. Obama orders enough vaccines made to vaccinate the entire country.<\/div>\n<div>3. Republicans, Teatards, etc. all refuse because the bible, dictator, oppression, freedom, duh.<\/div>\n<div>4. They (those in line 3) all die horrific Ebola deaths.<\/div>\n<div>5. The rest of us live Ebola-free happily ever after.<\/div>\n<div>Go on now to Heaven, y&#8217;all.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>.<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Real scientists come up with an Ebola vaccine. 2. Obama orders enough vaccines made to vaccinate the entire country. 3. Republicans, Teatards, etc. all refuse because the bible, dictator, oppression, freedom, duh. 4. They (those in line 3) all die horrific Ebola deaths. 5. The rest of us live Ebola-free happily ever after. Go [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29208"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29211,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29208\/revisions\/29211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}