{"id":29202,"date":"2014-10-21T14:58:34","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29202"},"modified":"2014-10-21T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:58:34","slug":"obamas-birth-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=29202","title":{"rendered":"Obama&#8217;s Birth Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Plant phony birth announcement in Honolulu paper.<\/p>\n<p>2. Schedule World Cup 53 years in future.<\/p>\n<p>3. Lay seeds of adultery in Senate candidate opponent in race 30 years hence.<\/p>\n<p>4. Tout unknown lamebrain as Wasilla mayor.<\/p>\n<p>5. Secret mind control on Heritage Foundation to suggest and Massachusetts to adopt universal health care.<\/p>\n<p>So devious. It&#8217;s like <em>The Omen <\/em>was a blueprint.<\/p>\n<p>This Obama fella sure is cunning for a guy who knows nothing about running a country\u2026.and for such a lazy lout, he sure does lots of insidious wheeling and dealing.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Plant phony birth announcement in Honolulu paper. 2. Schedule World Cup 53 years in future. 3. Lay seeds of adultery in Senate candidate opponent in race 30 years hence. 4. Tout unknown lamebrain as Wasilla mayor. 5. Secret mind control on Heritage Foundation to suggest and Massachusetts to adopt universal health care. So devious. [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29202"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29207,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29202\/revisions\/29207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}