{"id":28839,"date":"2014-08-15T11:39:46","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T19:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=28839"},"modified":"2014-08-15T11:39:46","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T19:39:46","slug":"no-not-that-incident-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=28839","title":{"rendered":"No, not THAT incident Report."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The\u00a0<strong><a title=\"View Ferguson Incident Report on Scribd\" href=\"http:\/\/www.scribd.com\/doc\/236905827\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Ferguson Incident Report<\/span><\/a><\/strong>, (no, not the shooting incident report), written four days after Michael Brown was killed, definitely identifies Brown as the suspect, but he was conveniently dead by then.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"prettyphoto[557284]\" href=\"http:\/\/img.wonkette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/arrived-scene-8-13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.wonkette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/arrived-scene-8-13.jpg\" alt=\"arrived scene 8-13\" width=\"566\" height=\"322\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Am I reading this thing right? Are they claiming that the time stamp on the tape says the incident took place between 11:52:58 and 11:54:00? But the call (911?) was received at 11:51; officers was dispatched at 11:53 and the responding officer arrived at 11:54? The notion that an officer was dispatched at 11:53, arrived at 11:54, departed at 11:54 to go looking for a kid he found 6 minutes later and shot repeatedly is not particularly easy to digest &#8211; especially when the report says the call was dispatched as &#8220;stealing&#8221; (i.e., petty theft, no mention of robbery or &#8220;strong arm&#8221;, whatever the fuck that is)*<\/p>\n<p>If Michael Brown was a subject in a robbery, why is it we didn\u2019t hear that on Sunday, when the police first started letting information out? Or Monday? Or Tuesday? Or maybe Wednesday, when the report was finally prepared? Instead, they slipped this all out, by a befuddled bumbling cop, out at the press conference identifying the shooter, and so now, all we are talking about is the mini cigar robbery. Now we just need to know why Officer Wilson found it necessary to shoot a cigar thief while he had his hands in the air.\u00a0Where&#8217;s the fckng incident report on the shooting?<\/p>\n<p>Chief Bumblethumbs said in a press conference that Wilson stopped Brown and Johnson because &#8220;they were walking in the middle of the street blocking traffic&#8221; Well, that clarifies things even more, don&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<div>*<em>Oh and fucking lazy donut assholes. You put your name on the bottom of every motherfucking sheet.\u00a0You got to be stickler on the administrative stuff. Otherwise, you may appear to be sloppy and stupid and inept at your job.<a rel=\"prettyphoto[557284]\" href=\"http:\/\/img.wonkette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/arrived-scene-8-13.jpg\"><\/a><\/em><\/div>\n<p><a rel=\"prettyphoto[557284]\" href=\"http:\/\/img.wonkette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/arrived-scene-8-13.jpg\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"prettyphoto[557284]\" href=\"http:\/\/img.wonkette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/arrived-scene-8-13.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The\u00a0Ferguson Incident Report, (no, not the shooting incident report), written four days after Michael Brown was killed, definitely identifies Brown as the suspect, but he was conveniently dead by then. &nbsp; Am I reading this thing right? Are they claiming that the time stamp on the tape says the incident took place between 11:52:58 and [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28839"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28848,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28839\/revisions\/28848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}