{"id":24799,"date":"2013-12-25T19:07:02","date_gmt":"2013-12-26T03:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=24799"},"modified":"2014-04-13T08:20:49","modified_gmt":"2014-04-13T16:20:49","slug":"24799","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=24799","title":{"rendered":"blurb"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Comrades, we have lost the war on this particular Christmas. Fought though we did. it came anyway. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. Even with all the fighting and bloodshed, there is still peace.\u00a0And now we suffer another year in defeat, woe be unto us.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holiday. Is that specific enough for you bastard people?<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comrades, we have lost the war on this particular Christmas. Fought though we did. it came anyway. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. Even with all the fighting and bloodshed, there is still peace.\u00a0And now we suffer another year in defeat, woe be unto us.&nbsp; Happy [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24799"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27159,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24799\/revisions\/27159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}