{"id":24578,"date":"2013-12-04T22:45:24","date_gmt":"2013-12-05T06:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=24578"},"modified":"2013-12-04T22:45:24","modified_gmt":"2013-12-05T06:45:24","slug":"24578","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=24578","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, some congressional assbags held a hearing they cleverly titled \u201cThe President\u2019s Constitutional Duty to Faithfully Execute the Laws.\u201d That\u2019s congressional fancy talk for &#8220;impeachment&#8221;. Another nail the Republicans want to hammer into democracy&#8217;s coffin. Impeach Clinton to undo that election. Bush v Gore, Voter ID laws. Keep Obama off the ballot because someting something someting birf certificate, Voting Rights Act, Lifetime bans on felons &#8212; who are still citizens after all &#8212; voting. Apportionment of electors only in blue states. When the GOP went unhinged under Clinton, at least they waited until they found out he got a blowjob so they could at least <em>pretend <\/em>they were impeaching him for a reason instead of just for the hell of it. Here though, they&#8217;re talking about doing it for nothing at all.<\/p>\n<p>Dear GOP,<\/p>\n<p>Here is the difference between us impeaching one of your presidents, and you impeaching one of ours: YOUR GUY TRIED TO SUBVERT THE CONSTITUTION. OUR GUY WAS SLUTTY.<\/p>\n<p>This is why our impeachment succeeded and yours failed.<\/p>\n<p>\/\/history lesson<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday, some congressional assbags held a hearing they cleverly titled \u201cThe President\u2019s Constitutional Duty to Faithfully Execute the Laws.\u201d That\u2019s congressional fancy talk for &#8220;impeachment&#8221;. Another nail the Republicans want to hammer into democracy&#8217;s coffin. Impeach Clinton to undo that election. Bush v Gore, Voter ID laws. Keep Obama off the ballot because someting something [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24578"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24582,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24578\/revisions\/24582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}