{"id":23429,"date":"2013-09-09T11:57:52","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T19:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=23429"},"modified":"2013-09-09T17:18:12","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T01:18:12","slug":"its-legos-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=23429","title":{"rendered":"It’s Legos, Bitch."},"content":{"rendered":"

Bummed out that the best show since Sopranos is going off the air?\u00a0It doesn’t get much better than this super-cute Lego meth lab.for the ex-meth addict in you, or for your little ones to play games involving\u00a0drugs, debauchery, guns, bombs, lying, killing, maiming and everything in between – except sex! Yay, no sex! \u00a0The\u00a0fake-lego set is awesomely called \u201cBricking Bad\u201d.<\/p>\n

Yes, now any child or child-at-heart can recreate Walter White\u2019s notorious crystal meth lab! Complete with protective masks, drug paraphernalia,\u00a0over 500 bricks and three minifigs!<\/p>\n

Sadly, the good Danish people at Lego frown upon drugs, sex, violence, and middle-aged men running around trailers in their tighty-whities, and the set is a\u00a0product of Citizen Brick, and is not sponsored, authorized or endorsed by the LEGO Group, owners of the registered LEGO(R) trademark. Check out this newest example of \u00a0unlicensed awesomeness:<\/p>\n

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Hey! This looks just like MY meth lab!<\/p>\n

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\n<\/a>\"\"Look!!! It’s the old Bounder RV that served as Walter and his sidekick Jesse\u2019s first mobile meth lab, as well as the super-high-tech industrial lab that was set up under the laundromat for Walter by drug kingpin Gus Fring. The Gus Fring figure even comes with a blown-up head so you can re-enact the notorious \u201cFace-Off\u201d episode, where Walter blows up Gus and half of a nursing home! (Nursing home not included.)<\/p>\n

Some people are outraged by this knockoff toy, your typical\u00a0knee-jerk reactionary right-wing frothing. Maybe\u00a0parents\u00a0should just give their kids guns! Some say it’s\u00a0good toy for children because all the roles and possibilities have already been set and children’s creativity develops best when\u00a0they<\/em> create the characters, setting and story. To make this a good children’s toy, obviously, the child needs to be able to pick the drug and the means of production, as well as invent the stories that brought the figurines to be using\/dealing whatever drug the child’s. Also,\u00a0Breaking Bad is a teevee show about a high school science teacher guy who has what he thinks is \u201cterminal\u201d lung cancer and decides to cook and sell meth to leave something for his family, because teachers are poor and healthcare will bankrupt you and Obamacare hasn’t kicked in yet.\u00a0Anyway, this is America! We don’t encourage interest in chemistry or other sciences!<\/p>\n

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Sadly, you can’t buy it for any price anymore, so you will have to wait for the Barbie Abortion Complex Action Figure Playset!<\/p>\n

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Bummed out that the best show since Sopranos is going off the air?\u00a0It doesn’t get much better than this super-cute Lego meth lab.for the ex-meth addict in you, or for your little ones to play games involving\u00a0drugs, debauchery, guns, bombs, lying, killing, maiming and everything in between – except sex! Yay, no sex! \u00a0The\u00a0fake-lego set […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23429"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23467,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23429\/revisions\/23467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}