{"id":20827,"date":"2013-07-10T23:19:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T07:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=20827"},"modified":"2013-07-13T16:20:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T00:20:27","slug":"20827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=20827","title":{"rendered":"Primoridal Ooze."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard some fatcats talking over pecan encrusted sand dabs last night, about how we &#8220;may be&#8221; on the brink of &#8220;another Rapture.&#8221; My ears went into radar mode. We are heading for a Rapture, alright, but apparently, they were not talking abouot your typical nuthatch evangelicals exploding off Earth. No, this time, according to the Carmel gentlemen, the Rapture is just \u201call the world\u2019s moneez,\u201d and instead of Spaceman Jeebus perpetrating this nefariousness, it\u2019s \u201chumans as usual\u201d with their corrupt financial institutions and cascading European sovereign debt crises poised to annihilate the global economy, again. Expect Earth to liquefy back into a state of primordial ooze by approximately Halloween. Don&#8217;t worry, friends, humanity will be OK eventually, look how Europe began to recover from the collapse of Rome after just a thousandish years.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-20833\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20833\"><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-20836\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20836\"><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-20847\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20847\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20847\" title=\"useseaweed\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/useseaweed-1024x709.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/useseaweed-1024x709.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/useseaweed-300x207.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/useseaweed.jpg 1728w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-20837\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20837\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20837\" title=\"seaweed1 copy\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed1-copy1-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed1-copy1-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed1-copy1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed1-copy1.jpg 1584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20832\" title=\"seaweed2\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed2-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"581\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed2-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed2.jpg 1584w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 581px) 100vw, 581px\" \/><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-20831\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=20831\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-20831\" title=\"seaweed5\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed5-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"574\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed5-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed5-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/seaweed5.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 574px) 100vw, 574px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard some fatcats talking over pecan encrusted sand dabs last night, about how we &#8220;may be&#8221; on the brink of &#8220;another Rapture.&#8221; My ears went into radar mode. 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