{"id":19631,"date":"2013-05-08T11:41:43","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T19:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=19631"},"modified":"2013-05-08T11:41:43","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T19:41:43","slug":"asshole-neighbor-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=19631","title":{"rendered":"Asshole Neighbor UPDATE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to take my shed down. Can you please tweet me your suggestions as to how to enact (harmless) revenge on my neighbor? I am thinking something of the order of replacing the lovely, modernist shed I had built with some sort of unsightly and very very very very large flag? Or something involving dog poop?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>tweet me at:<\/strong> <\/span><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teenagesleuth\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">@teenagesleuth<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Best idea gets a prize.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-19634\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=19634\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-19634\" title=\"flanders_2-220x300\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/flanders_2-220x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"220\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>My\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/unhappyhipsters.com\/\">modernist idiot <\/a><\/strong><\/span>neighbor did the unthinkable and called the city inspectors on me ( I &#8211; a thoughtful and helpful neighbor &#8211; am rebuilding my rotting deck which in no way has anything to do with his life). My\u00a0insticnt is to make his life a living hell.<\/p>\n<div id=\"IDCommentTop626330139\">\n<div id=\"IDComment-CommentText626330139\">Have you ever seen those books on &#8220;How to Get Even?&#8221; One of them has the best back cover blurb ever: &#8220;Has someone been spreading rumors about you? Did someone cause you to lose your job? Get revenge!&#8221; All I&#8217;m thinking is shit &#8211; someone\u00a0<em>else<\/em> made me get fired or told everyone that I&#8217;m watching the Jodi Arias trial all the time? That could be just about anyone!! Revenge!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to take my shed down. Can you please tweet me your suggestions as to how to enact (harmless) revenge on my neighbor? I am thinking something of the order of replacing the lovely, modernist shed I had built with some sort of unsightly and very very very very large flag? Or something involving [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19631"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19641,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19631\/revisions\/19641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}