{"id":19139,"date":"2013-04-12T10:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T18:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=19139"},"modified":"2013-04-12T10:01:49","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T18:01:49","slug":"shitface","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=19139","title":{"rendered":"Shitface."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-19140\" href=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=19140\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19140\" title=\"Conservative Political Action Conference Draws Major Leaders From The Right\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/t1larg.dick-cheney-smiling.t1larg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/t1larg.dick-cheney-smiling.t1larg.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/t1larg.dick-cheney-smiling.t1larg-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to a\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2013\/04\/09\/cheney-to-gop-leaders-were-in-deep-doo-doo-on-north-korea\/?hpt=hp_t2\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">CNN<\/span><\/a><\/strong> report, former Vice President\u00a0Dick Cheney <strong>(R &#8211; Abode of the Damned),<\/strong> dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201c<em>We\u2019re in deep doo doo<\/em>.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader\u00a0Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to the United States and doesn&#8217;t &#8220;share the United States worldview.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One lawmaker present at the session, Rep. Steve Southerland of the great state of Florida, said <strong>Cheney wore a cowboy hat<\/strong> and &#8220;looked really good, spoke really clearly, lucidly.\u201d He\u00a0noted that the last time Cheney was on Capitol Hill he &#8220;didn\u2019t look good \u2013 very frail, but in this meeting he looked great!&#8221; (in 2010, Mr. Cheney had the hearts of\u00a0healthy young men stuffed into his chest cavity).<\/p>\n<p>Despite his urgent (and slightly scatological) warning about the communist regime, Cheney\u00a0\u201cdidn\u2019t give any specific policy recommendations or critiques of how the Obama administration is handling the situation in North Korea.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No, see Dick, you cowboy-hat wearing putrid corpse, we&#8217;d be in &#8220;deep doo doo&#8221; if you were still in office. You see, North Korea would have already attacked (naturally, after you had received ample intelligence to prevent the attack), and we would be invading the good people of South Korea in search of those elusive WMD&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>As to him &#8220;looking really great!&#8221;, good, now he\u2019s healthy enough to stand trial in The Hague.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to a\u00a0CNN report, former Vice President\u00a0Dick Cheney (R &#8211; Abode of the Damned), dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea: \u201cWe\u2019re in deep doo doo.\u201d The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader\u00a0Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1334,12],"tags":[1360,1362,1361],"class_list":["post-19139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tea-party-files","category-the-soapbox","tag-cheney-heart","tag-dick-cheney-doodoo","tag-dick-cheney-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19139"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19151,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19139\/revisions\/19151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}