{"id":17637,"date":"2013-02-13T18:14:32","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T02:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=17637"},"modified":"2013-03-24T09:12:35","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T17:12:35","slug":"the-shit-stained-shorts-of-courage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=17637","title":{"rendered":"” The Shit Stained Shorts of “Courage.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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See that fucking asshole in casual clothing (nice bluejeans, patriot.), the one with the look of a foul-mouthed fuckwad who has to keep his yap shut while being forced to listened to his sworn enemy for two hours – or else he’s shitting his pants again. That’s Ted Nugent (the\u00a0man who typifies the kind of \u201cstraight talk\u201d that Bill O\u2019Reilly thinks the GOP needs to embrace, and who wants to shoot the President), leaning uncomfortably into the aisle at the State of the Union address while everyone else in the pic seems to be having a good time, chatting with friends, etc.- except for the poor lady who has the misfortune of sitting downwind of Mr Shit Pants.\u00a0The guy doesn’t even own a suit. Sports coat and jeans is the best he can come up with. As I said, he looks like a homeless guy just barely keeping it together.<\/p>\n

Whether trolling was to blame for the arrangement to trolling, or simply karmic coincidence, Nuge was seated next to another musician, Pink Martini\u2019s Thomas Lauderdale, described by Gawker as \u201cthe anti-Ted Nugent: A liberal, Occupy-Movement-supporting, openly gay civil rights activist who favors gun control and loves classical music.\u201d We are pleased to report that Nugent more or less behaved himself, although twitter reported that the super-patriot did not even \u201cstand and clap for \u2018our brave men and women in uniform are coming home.\u2019\u201d But can we really blame him, I’m sure he’d been warned against making any sudden movements.<\/p>\n

Highlights of Nugent’s piquant analysis of the SOTU, include faking a yawn, \u00a0\u201cDoes kiss my ass ring any bells?\u201d \u00a0and\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m so excited that someone is going to bring about world peace and save the children”,
\nand the hilarious quip: “Thank God he\u2019s gonna stop global warming, I was starting to get concerned.\u201d\u00a0Haw-haw!<\/p>\n

Nuge also asserted that\u00a0Rep. Jim Langevin (D-RI), who was paralyzed in a shooting accident, had \u201cShit for brains\u201d because he was critical of Nugent\u2019s attendance at the address.\u00a0NBC News\u2019 Luke Russert questioned Nuge about the appropriateness of the comment, aimed at a sitting member of Congress who\u2019s in a wheelchair. Nugent, no stranger to feces, responded that it would take \u201cgenuine fecal material instead of brain matter\u201d to suggest that he doesn\u2019t \u201cfeel sorry for the victims of violent crime.\u201d This is the same man who requested\u00a0that many people, mostly ladies, suck on his machine gun. Ted, honey, no one wants to suck on anything you have, literally or metaphorically.<\/p>\n

Remember how Nuge was gonna “face down the President”? Kinda hard to do from the very last row. Media stunt fail – the bottle of water was more interesting. Despite predictions that Nugent would be an irresistible attraction to the media, he was not featured in any crowd shots during the speech, and was excluded from immediate post-SOTU coverage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

See that fucking asshole in casual clothing (nice bluejeans, patriot.), the one with the look of a foul-mouthed fuckwad who has to keep his yap shut while being forced to listened to his sworn enemy for two hours – or else he’s shitting his pants again. That’s Ted Nugent (the\u00a0man who typifies the kind of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1334],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tea-party-files"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17637"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18626,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17637\/revisions\/18626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}