{"id":17558,"date":"2013-02-06T14:57:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T22:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=17558"},"modified":"2013-02-06T20:41:25","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T04:41:25","slug":"unusual-fashion-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=17558","title":{"rendered":"Unusual Fashion Post."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve just fainted.<\/p>\n

I loathe red carpet gowns. LOATHE. I mean, can you imagine? Wearing one of those poofy rags?<\/span><\/a><\/strong> A peach Versace, with billowing sleeves wafting in the wind, or a McQueen gown, laden down in heavy\u00a0gold embroideredry like a suit of armor? How about a\u00a0gilded overload Givenchy or something from the Marchessa pageant crap line\u00a0that makes\u00a0beautiful young girls<\/span><\/a><\/strong> look hideous and sad, and lithe\u00a0girls in their 20’s look matronly <\/span><\/a><\/strong>and stunned? Maybe a Armani midnigt blue silk chiffon princess gown or a chimerica, coral layered Louis Vuitton, the ruffles and the flouncy peplum aka ra-ra skirts and dresses of the 80’s? Hideous, hideous, hideous.<\/p>\n

Now Kerry Washington looks good in everything – and has worn some pretty fantastic dresses – but this\u00a0Giles Spring 2013<\/span><\/a><\/strong> gown,\u00a0worn to the UK premiere of Django Unchained, is simply the most spectacular dress I’ve ever seen.\u00a0I’m not kidding. The tight bodice, the color against her skin, the print, the pouf, the length, the print, THE HORSE. THE HORSE. It’s simply too much.<\/p>\n

I wouldn’t get married to Alexina Rose in anything but.<\/p>\n

\"\"\"\"\"\"The Dress on the runway<\/p>\n

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\"\"\"\"\"\"Jamie Foxx [colorblocking with style]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve just fainted. I loathe red carpet gowns. LOATHE. I mean, can you imagine? Wearing one of those poofy rags? A peach Versace, with billowing sleeves wafting in the wind, or a McQueen gown, laden down in heavy\u00a0gold embroideredry like a suit of armor? How about a\u00a0gilded overload Givenchy or something from the Marchessa pageant […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1327,1326,1325,1329,1328],"class_list":["post-17558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hideous-oscar-gowns","tag-kerry-washington-fashion","tag-kerry-washington-horse-dress","tag-matronly-red-carpet-dresses","tag-young-girls-ugly-red-carpet-gowns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17558"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17585,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17558\/revisions\/17585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}