{"id":16616,"date":"2012-11-29T14:17:21","date_gmt":"2012-11-29T22:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=16616"},"modified":"2012-11-29T14:17:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-29T22:17:21","slug":"16616","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=16616","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16617\" title=\"biden\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/biden.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"518\" height=\"292\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m looking for pies,&#8221; handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden&#8217;s shopping spree through Costco.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16621 alignleft\" title=\"xlarge-1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/xlarge-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"255\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid\u2019s books, Duraflames\u00a0(fuck yeah), a 32 inch Panasonic TV and a &#8220;big&#8221; apple pie. As expected, the veep helped himself to Costco\u2019s smorgasbord of free samples, between flirting with the ladies, chatting with shoppers about the White House\u2019s tax negotiations with Congress and hugs with fellow Delawareans.<\/p>\n<p>I love de Costco. This is where &#8211; at one point &#8211; I bought the contents of my sad life: (also) Duraflames, NyQuil, cheap mega bottles of Maker&#8217;s Mark, frozen creampuffs and assorted party snacks. That&#8217;s right, my life was one big, unending party. Now, I can buy my mineral water and fancy olive oil guilt-free, AND, the math works out. Costco saves you money.\u00a0P.S.: Stretch pants by Adidas are only $17.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16622\" title=\"xlarge\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/xlarge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m looking for pies,&#8221; handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden&#8217;s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid\u2019s books, Duraflames\u00a0(fuck yeah), a 32 inch Panasonic TV and a &#8220;big&#8221; apple pie. As expected, the veep helped himself to Costco\u2019s smorgasbord of free samples, [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16616"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16626,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16616\/revisions\/16626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}