{"id":15723,"date":"2012-10-19T11:12:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T19:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=15723"},"modified":"2012-10-20T18:46:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T02:46:52","slug":"which-romney-son-is-the-creepiest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=15723","title":{"rendered":"Which Romney Son is the Creepiest?"},"content":{"rendered":"

from Gawker<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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by Max Read<\/em><\/p>\n

After Tuesday night’s debate, a photograph of Mitt Romey’s son Josh sitting in the audience with a bloodcurdling stare <\/span><\/a><\/strong>quickly went viral. And then, yesterday, another Romney son \u2014 Tagg \u2014 told a radio host that he wanted to “take a swing” <\/span><\/a><\/strong>at President Obama. All of which leads to the natural question: which is the creepiest Romney?<\/p>\n

Obviously, like all rich, entitled white men in politics, finance, and real estate development the Romneys are all varying degrees and kinds of creepy. But Below, you’ll find a guide to the Romney sons, featuring what kind of creep vibes they give off, testimony toward their creepiness from a panel of anonymous judges (okay, my coworkers), and evidence against their creepiness.<\/p>\n

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Craig\"\"<\/h2>\n

Creep Vibe: Needy stalker
\nTestimony: “The little squirelly one [is the creepiest]. He has curly hair and his teeth are out of alignment. He got the bad genes. He’s the defective Romney.”
\nEvidence against: Multilingual, beloved by women<\/span><\/a>, has cute family, dressed up as his dad<\/a> for Halloween.<\/p>\n

Ben\"\"<\/h2>\n

Creep Vibe: Misfit adoptee
\nTestimony: “Ben is so sad. He looks just like Ann. He’s probably unstable because of that \u2014 teased, labeled a changeling, etc.” “It’s Ben. He doesn’t know how to smile.” “If you look through photos of the family, Ben is always standing behind everyone.”
\nEvidence against: Not really involved in his father’s campaign; is a doctor rather than a businessman, banker or politician; “looks like Cousin Matthew.”<\/p>\n

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Josh<\/h2>\n

Creep Vibe: Evil cyborg banker
\nTestimony: “Josh could play a batman villain as is.” “Definitely Josh. He’s got a fucking freaky bone structure. Josh looks like he’s seen some shit.”Evidence against: Josh is by all accounts the “prankster” of the family and the most charming; he’s also apparently the most likely to go into politics.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Matt<\/h2>\n

Creep Vibe: Slightly less evil cyborg bankerTestimony: To be honest, no one really thought Matt seemed like a creep.
\nEvidence against: He is the one who makes birther jokes, though<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tagg\"\"<\/h2>\n

Creep Vibe: Drunken sociopath frat brother
\nTestimony: “Tagg is creepy in a Mitt Romney way, like he would kill poor people for sport and be really good at it, and explain it in a way that seemed to almost make sense. ‘I’m really performing a service here.'”
\nEvidence against: Follows a fake Jake Gyllenhaal on Twitter<\/span><\/a>,<\/span> signed a\u00a0pro-choice agreement<\/span><\/a> with the surrogate mother of his children.<\/p>\n

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thanks to jaydi for making me aware of this nightmare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from Gawker by Max Read After Tuesday night’s debate, a photograph of Mitt Romey’s son Josh sitting in the audience with a bloodcurdling stare quickly went viral. And then, yesterday, another Romney son \u2014 Tagg \u2014 told a radio host that he wanted to “take a swing” at President Obama. All of which leads to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1278,1277,1280,1279],"class_list":["post-15723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-creepy-romney-boys","tag-evil-romney-boys","tag-tagg-romney-satan","tag-which-romney-son-creepiest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15723"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15801,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15723\/revisions\/15801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}