{"id":12766,"date":"2012-06-03T15:33:43","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T23:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=12766"},"modified":"2012-06-18T16:59:35","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T00:59:35","slug":"youve-waited-long-enough-here-it-is-ghost-andrew-breitbart-as-a-nordic-knight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=12766","title":{"rendered":"You’ve Waited Long Enough. Here it is! A Poster of Ghost Andrew Breitbart as a Nordic Knight."},"content":{"rendered":"

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PATRIOT DEPOT<\/span><\/a><\/strong> offers up limited edition prints of this fine oil painting entitled “Fight”<\/em>.\u00a0Choose your poison: Fight <\/em>is available in postcards, prints, posters and giclees on canvas, ranging in price from $49.95 to $3,999.95. That’s right, available for pre order only: A ten pound, whopping \u00a036 x 48″ limited edition canvas for the price of: $3999.95.\u00a0<\/p>\n

About the ARTIST: David Bugnon<\/em><\/p>\n

When it came to the cause of truth, Andrew Breitbart was one in a million: a provocateur par excellence. America witnessed his combatant spirit up close and personal when he and Hannah Giles blew the cover off of ACORN.<\/p>\n

Andrew would happily fight people, organizations and governments with tooth, fang and claw if he sensed any anti-American BS. David Bugnon\u2019s piece captures Breitbart\u2019s essence as a contrarian: confident and geared-up.<\/p>\n

Make room on your wall for a limited edition reproduction of Bugnon\u2019s painting. We should all emulate the moxie Andrew perfected for that which is just and true. Hang your print by the front door so as you depart your house and dive into the cultural trenches you will be ever mindful, thanks\u00a0to Andrew\u2019s example, that there are things worth scrapping for\u2014and America\u2019s founding documents are definitely one of them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Where does the original painting –<\/em> from which these postcards and prints allegedly sprung-\u00a0\u00a0reside? What hallowed museum halls house this masterpiece of Outsider art, this veritable bad-taste-tsunami of Thomas Kincadian proportions? Good God, look at it:<\/em> The loving brushstrokes that make up the contours of Nordic Ghost Breitbart\u2019s fat face, his\u00a0steely eyes\u00a0squinting into the sunlight — as it streams from behind him. Check out the Comicon ready super awesome sword and armor. See the\u00a0tiny clouds, as though Breitbart was doing his 900-foot Jesus impersonation. Note the grotesquely foreshortened stub arm and the silvery wisps of mullet. The only thing I’d think to add to further illuminate Ghost Andrew’s character would be a squadron of miniature biplanes circling and firing at him. A more realistic representation would be Ghost Breitbart\u00a0perched in a window on the fifth floor of a warehouse, adjusting the sight on a cheap bolt-action rifle, a baggie of blow by his elbow.<\/p>\n

If Fight <\/em>was available printed on toilet paper, I’d spend $3,999.99 (plus $100 delivery) that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PATRIOT DEPOT offers up limited edition prints of this fine oil painting entitled “Fight”.\u00a0Choose your poison: Fight is available in postcards, prints, posters and giclees on canvas, ranging in price from $49.95 to $3,999.95. That’s right, available for pre order only: A ten pound, whopping \u00a036 x 48″ limited edition canvas for the price of: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12766"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13182,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12766\/revisions\/13182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}