{"id":12206,"date":"2012-05-09T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=12206"},"modified":"2012-05-18T14:32:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T22:32:23","slug":"virginia-is-for-lovers-of-jello-o-and-armed-insurrections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=12206","title":{"rendered":"Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12229\" title=\"REDNECK_WOOD\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/REDNECK_WOOD.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"372\" \/><\/p>\n<p>FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article:\u00a0<strong>\u201cRallying Against the Living Wage,\u201d <\/strong>or this one: \u201c<strong>Is Barack Hussein Obama America\u2019s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?\u201d<\/strong> And this very important article: \u201c<strong>Political Action Against Islamic Infiltration&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And via <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/gop-newsletter-calls-armed-revolution-if-obama-re-elected\"><span style=\"color: #cc99ff;\">Right Wing Watch,<\/span><\/a><\/strong> this daring letter from the editor of the Greene County GOP newsletter:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThe ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse [sic] but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized. An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it\u2019s strength [sic] over the entire world. An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might. In the coming days and weeks ~ we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul\u2019s [sic], that our future as a sovereign nation is indeed at risk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The meeting will be held at the Madison Presbyterian Church, 1236 Fishback Road, Rt. 722 at the north traffic light. Everyone is invited to attend this informative meeting. The club will be serving corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, carrots, Jell-O salads, and other types of salads and dessert. Dinner: $7&#8221;.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Holy smokes, this guy is barely literate, and he&#8217;s the fucking EDITOR? Leapin&#8217; lizards, I hope the FBI comes and corrects you&#8217;re (sic) grammar and usage! Did evil Obama disabled their spell check? OK:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12234\" title=\"FD_hillbilly02\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/FD_hillbilly021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"411\" height=\"336\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201cIs Obama America\u2019s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>No, I think the prize for most &#8220;Biblically Hostile US president&#8221;, according to fundamentalists and the like, would be the one who edited his own version of the Bible, taking out all\u00a0the Gospels and the miracles and all the supernatural junk like the virgin births, the resurrections and\u00a0ascensions, the holy ghost and holy trinity mumbo-jumbo, chopping out all\u00a0the stuff that he could not support through reason, or that he thought may be later embellishments, and\u00a0left the stuff about Jesus&#8217; preachings about helping the poor. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*google it.<\/span> Don&#8217;t know how? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/2012\/jan\/17\/thomas-jefferson-revolutionary-bible-reissued\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Click here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;cannot survive\u00a0\u201d \u00a0&#8211; <\/strong><\/em>&#8220;survive&#8221; = \u00a0&#8220;accept&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"IDCommentTop357204639\">\n<div>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;We have before us a challenge to remove an ideologue unlike anything world history has ever witnessed or recognized.&#8221; <\/strong><\/em>A perfectly logical response to Obamacare. The provision of health care to all citizens is exactly the sort of tyranny the founding fathers rebelled against.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.&#8221; <\/strong><\/em>Um. We\u00a0survived the Civil Fucking War. We work other stuff now, like poverty and racism. Can&#8217;t survive? You don&#8217;t have a fucking clue what America really is. It&#8217;s about your rage as your lives get shittier as your elected officials force feed you the reasons why.\u00a0It&#8217;s about seeing America elect a president promising to personally combat his shit with a brownish face rather than a lighter brownish one. You can&#8217;t &#8220;survive&#8221; the idea of change happening because every step everyone else takes is one leaving you behind.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Armed insurrection against an elected government supported by the church.<\/em>&#8221; <\/strong>Sounds like Spain, 1936. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*google it! <\/span>Do tell us and the FBI more! Enough of\u00a0all the hinting at killing us liberals. When are you yokels going to actually follow through and start shooting us?<strong> <\/strong>Religious, ideological freaks carrying out murderous, suicidal destruction against American people and its government to invoke terror&#8230;been there, done that. You <em>do <\/em>remember, don&#8217;t you? You bought all that memorabilia and painted pickup trucks with sobbing bald eagles demanding you &#8220;Never Forget&#8221;. <em>Did y<\/em>ou forget?&#8230;.<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*google: 9\/11\/2001<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"file:\/\/localhost\/javascript\/%20showReply(357205236)%3B\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;An elected leader who shuns biblical praise, handicaps economic ability, disrespects the honor of earned military might.&#8221; <\/strong><\/em>He does that? \u00a0So we&#8217;re talking your standard-brand \u201cObama is the most terrible person who has ever lived on this earth, times Fidel Castro, minus Putin, plus Hitler squared, and if we let this anti christ have a second term, we will have another civil war because that&#8217;s how democracy works\u201d? \u00a0(also, that sentence needs a verb. So does the one before it. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">*google: grammar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;An individual who has come to power within a Nation which yields it\u2019s strength [sic]&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;we the people must come to grasp as a common force, our very soul\u2019s [sic], that our future&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Why, it&#8217;s a government siege of\u00a0apostrophic proportions!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The club will be serving corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, carrots, Jell-O salads, and other types of salads and dessert. Dinner: $7&#8243;.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-12221\" title=\"gross8\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/gross8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"263\" \/>Okay, gross. I mean, just, gross. I\u00a0guess you don&#8217;t win friends or fat cranky delusionals with white man&#8217;s privilege , or white people pretending to be revolutionaries, with Toasted Raddichio Arugula and Kale Salad.<\/p>\n<p>Failing a run on Jell-O and Cheese Whiz, the valiant Fightin&#8217; Keyboarders of the 101st will not, of course, be able to drum up the enthusiasm needed for armed\u00a0revolution and the so-called hillbillies and the minorities will continue to get whacked and wounded offshore while these idiots dictate battle plans from their barcaloungers,\u00a0and plod on on their current coarse [sic] of ham-sandwich-handed revolution.<\/p>\n<p>Read more about this shit here:<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/gcrcgop.com\/sitebuildercontent\/sitebuilderfiles\/march2012.pdf\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> PsychoBabble<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">hillbilly photo via\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kronikaskuadradas.com\/2010\/12\/costenacon-2010.html\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">kronikaskuadradas.com<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. 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