{"id":11985,"date":"2012-05-02T10:22:56","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T18:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=11985"},"modified":"2012-05-02T10:22:56","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T18:22:56","slug":"business-plan-top-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=11985","title":{"rendered":"BUSINESS PLAN. TOP SECRET."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my business plan:<\/p>\n<p>Kidnapping job creators like the Koch brothers and parting them out for their organs. Seriously, if you needed a kidney transplant what would you rather have, a kidney from some anonymous loser or a Chinese political prisoner or a <em>high-quality kidney <\/em>from a high-powered job creators like Dave and Charlie Koch?\u00a0Why have some soggy, anemic loser organ when you could instead have a Koch job creating organ instead? \u00a0Oh you say that organ&#8217;s been ruined by years of alcoholism and cocaine abuse? I say that kidney has been battle tested by a job creator! Sure, go ahead and take your vegan, fair-trade, cruelty-free, loser kidney from an anonymous member of the 99 percent. I&#8217;m going to take the winner&#8217;s kidney!\u00a0(besides, there&#8217;s always Mitt&#8217;s pure, untainted organs, that would come at a premium. A job creating organ that has not been sullied by drugs and drink would go for a LOT).<\/p>\n<p>INVENTED BY KARA VALLOW, MAY 2, 2012. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PATENT PENDING, ETC.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my business plan: Kidnapping job creators like the Koch brothers and parting them out for their organs. Seriously, if you needed a kidney transplant what would you rather have, a kidney from some anonymous loser or a Chinese political prisoner or a high-quality kidney from a high-powered job creators like Dave and Charlie Koch?\u00a0Why [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11985"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11988,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11985\/revisions\/11988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}