It’s watching C-SPAN that made\u00a0me realize what a filthy racist I’ve become. Any time I see a white person with an [R] (or [R]-ish) chyron below the head, my first thought is “bottom-feeding, racist, corporate-tool wingtard.”\u00a0Anytime I see someone with a [D] (or [D]-ish) chyron below his head, my first thought is “okay, probably sane.” Anytime I see congress in on C-SPAN, I see an\u00a0assembly line output of the same haircut, suits and same child molesting bent.\u00a0As soon as a white [R]\u00a0politician with a southern drawl steps up to the microphone, I immediately think “klansman”. The more melanin I see the person has, the saner I think they probably are. When a black or brown talking head pops on the screen, \u00a0I immediately think “most likely a normal person”. Anytime I see a crowd of people at a rally for any [R], my first thought is “deluded, hateful, kidney-stones-for-brains,\u00a0Fox News comatose racist, scooterpeople.” \u00a0When I look at any\u00a0[R] politician, or candidate, I think “frothy hypocritical piece of over sized ego with with a penis the size of the world’s tallest leprechaun dickhead”. Whenever I see a white,\u00a0[R],\u00a0self-proclaimed religious type, I immediately \u00a0think, “self-loathing pole-smoking closet dweller with unspeakable\u00a0psychosexual hangups”.\u00a0Whenever I accidentally pass by Fox Noose with the channel changer, I think: “Fair and Balanced for Paranoid White Gunslinging Assholes”.<\/p>\n
Thanks, guys. You have turned this once bleeding-hearted, Quaker-schooled, tolerant, erudite, broad-minded liberal into a racist asshole like yourselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s watching C-SPAN that made\u00a0me realize what a filthy racist I’ve become. Any time I see a white person with an [R] (or [R]-ish) chyron below the head, my first thought is “bottom-feeding, racist, corporate-tool wingtard.”\u00a0Anytime I see someone with a [D] (or [D]-ish) chyron below his head, my first thought is “okay, probably sane.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-soapbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11091"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11646,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091\/revisions\/11646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}