{"id":10431,"date":"2012-02-11T13:15:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T21:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=10431"},"modified":"2013-03-24T08:51:10","modified_gmt":"2013-03-24T16:51:10","slug":"if-you-cant-stand-the-lobotomy-stay-out-of-the-cpac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=10431","title":{"rendered":"If you Can&#8217;t Stand the Lobotomy, Stay out of the CPAC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"CPAC Rap, 2\/10\/12\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2c0P28cqFDY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Revulsion. Anathema. Degradation. Ignominy.\u00a0It&#8217;s like the man said about obscenity:<em> &#8220;I can&#8217;t define it, but I know it when I see it&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0The sleazy Walmart Adidas track suits, the cheap, colonial powdered costume wigs, the rap pretentiousness, the finger-jabbing, \u00a0the entire frothy mix of white desperation for coolness, and its massive, massive, MASSIVE \u00a0fail.\u00a0How the hell did this act not totally empty the room? Is it some sort of late phase, SERE desensitization training? Are they blind\/deaf mutes? Are these poor folks super-glued to their folding chairs? As a sign of the prospects for culture in general, this is a terrible, terrible portent. Hieronymus Bosch painted a room in Hell that looked exactly like this, but thankfully, there was no sound.<\/p>\n<p>Take notice of the repressed teabagger lady rocking that front-butt (British Colonial style) \u00a0fanny pack, and how the room relaxes after the lone black guy walks out (hopefully to go and get a cap to return and bust in all their asses).<\/p>\n<div id=\"IDCommentBottom289276918\">\n<div id=\"IDCommentPostReplyLink289276918\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/463372\/cpac-gangsta-rap-number-more-or-less-satans-cue-to-destroy-earth\"><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revulsion. Anathema. Degradation. Ignominy.\u00a0It&#8217;s like the man said about obscenity: &#8220;I can&#8217;t define it, but I know it when I see it&#8221;.\u00a0The sleazy Walmart Adidas track suits, the cheap, colonial powdered costume wigs, the rap pretentiousness, the finger-jabbing, \u00a0the entire frothy mix of white desperation for coolness, and its massive, massive, MASSIVE \u00a0fail.\u00a0How the hell [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1354,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cpac-follies","category-the-soapbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10431"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18597,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10431\/revisions\/18597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}