{"id":10141,"date":"2012-01-19T17:13:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T01:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=10141"},"modified":"2012-01-19T17:13:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T01:13:51","slug":"10141","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=10141","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=O3bYBkGgRCE<\/p>\n<div id=\"IDCommentTop269131759\">\n<div id=\"IDComment-CommentText269131759\">Because Republicans literally cannot do anything original &#8211; they wantonly rip off intellectual property from musicians who loathe them, their top comedians are Drew Carey &amp; the Great Adventure old geezer &#8211; here comes contemporary,\u00a0bigoted white guy&#8217;s knockoff of Apple\u2019s\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=R706isyDrqI\">famous \u201c1984\u2033 ad<\/a>. Please do not shut it down before you get to the part where the dude takes off his sweatshirt to reveal a Santorumvest (A sweater vest in every pot!), because I almost inhaled my Laffy Taffy. Brought to you by Fritz Lang and Up with White People, Inc, this film stars\u00a0Mitt Romney in the role of &#8220;The Establishment,\u201d aka mass murderer with powers to telepathically order his supporters to march to their deaths blindfolded like some kind of Mormon leader of the lemmings (rebel guerrilla leader hardline Catholic theocrat Rick Santorum to the rescue!) In place of Apple\u2019s old rainbow pride logo flashing up at the end it\u2019s, LOL, clips of Rick Santorum wearing pink and grinning wildly. \u00a0<em>&#8220;with a\u00a0plan that includes people from all across the economic spectrum&#8221; <\/em>From upper class all the way to upper middle class, Rick Santorum is the guy for you!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=O3bYBkGgRCE Because Republicans literally cannot do anything original &#8211; they wantonly rip off intellectual property from musicians who loathe them, their top comedians are Drew Carey &amp; the Great Adventure old geezer &#8211; here comes contemporary,\u00a0bigoted white guy&#8217;s knockoff of Apple\u2019s\u00a0famous \u201c1984\u2033 ad. Please do not shut it down before you get to the part [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-soapbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10141"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10144,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10141\/revisions\/10144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}