God Gave Rick Perry a Pimple.

by kara on September 22, 2011

 

by kara on September 21, 2011

“Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. That his justice cannot sleep forever”.

From Thomas Jefferson’s Notes on the State of Virginia, Query 18.

The only peg-legged genius in American history

by kara on September 19, 2011

 

Gouverneur Morris (January 31, 1752 – November 6, 1816)

“Mr. Gouverneur Morris is one of the Genius’s in whom every species of talents combine to render him conspicuous and flourishing in public debate. … No Man has more wit, nor can anyone engage the attention more than Mr. Morris.” – William Pierce (the Revolutionary War officer/Constitutional framer, not the 20th century white supremacist).

Well-named Founding Father; famous peg-leg (jumped from a lover’s window escaping a jealous husband); one-legged dancing enthusiast; classically educated polygot; Philadelphian; proponent of separation of powers; abolitionist (slavery is the “curse of heaven); patriot; outspoken nationalist; finisher/stylist/arranger of the Constitution (penned the preamble: “We the People, yadayadayada); builder of the Erie Canal; member of NY’s special militia despite numerous physical handicaps; creator of Manhattan’s street grid; champion of a free citizenry and independent nation (despite being born a wealthy aristocrat); idiosyncratic rake; unabashed womanizer; diplomatic agent in England; U.S. minister to France during the French Revolution’s Reign of Terror; U.S. senator; Continental Congress server; proposer of the decimal system for the national currency; inventor of the word cent.

The goodly Gouverneur said, waaaaay back in 1787….

“The rich will strive to establish their dominion and enslave the rest. They always did. They always will… They will have the same effect here as elsewhere, if we do not, by (the power of) government, keep them in their proper spheres.”

Horrifyingly, Morris died at age 64 after – in an act of desperation and agony –  sticking a sliver of polished whale bone up his penis and into his urinary tract in an attempt to relieve a bladder blockage. Science!

by kara on September 18, 2011

by kara on September 16, 2011

http://youtu.be/aUaP0t5IUnM

Ross loves Ed SO MUCH, despite him being just a terrible, terrible pony.

by kara on September 12, 2011


wish this existed in reality.

by kara on September 11, 2011

FDNY chaplain Father Mychal Judge – “The Fireman’s Friar” – continued to offer absolution, prayers, and assistance in the lobby of the WTC as death rained all around him, until his own death, felled by flying debris when the south tower collapsed at 9:59 a.m.

In his role as official fire chaplain, Father Judge rushed to the scene at the WTC, where he administered Last Rites to the dead lying on the streets. As firefighters rushed into the inferno, Father Judge was pronouncing absolution, administering the Sacrament of the Sick and Last Rites, knowing they would not return. When commanders gave orders to evacuate the building, Father Judge refused to abandon the hundreds of firefighters still trapped inside saying, “My work here is not finished”. A NYPD lieutenant found Father Judge’s body in the rubble and, along with two firemen and two civilians, gently carried him body through the dust and smoke to nearby St. Peter’s Church, and lovingly laid him on the altar, covering him with a sheet on which they placed his stole and his fire badge. Then they knelt down and thanked God before rushing back to continue their work.

Father Judge’s death had come just after anointing a fallen firefighter on the plaza outside, before entering the building. He was designated as Victim 0001 because his was the first body recovered from the scene, his point of death, some say, was so the fallen would be ready to meet their maker.

Besides being the FDNY chaplain, Father Judge was well known as a wonderful ranconteur, for his compassion and humor, for ministering to the homeless, the hungry, recovering alcoholics (he himself was 23 years sober), people with AIDS, the sick, injured, immigrants, and those alienated by the Church.

Father Judge was embraced as an example of martyrdom through this photograph, a redemptive tableau described as an “American Pietà”.

by kara on September 10, 2011

Nancy Upton is the bomb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTZrMNPhQAc&feature=player_embedded

[BuzzFeed via @stevesilberman]

by kara on September 9, 2011

Newt and Calista Gingrich, 2011