They emit unholy howls, followed by high pitched screams like the terrible, infamous hyena laughter. The new big dog in town is a freakingfracking coyote-wolf hybrid.
Scientists had already known that some coyotes had mated with wolves in the Great Lakes region, the pairings creating viable hybrid offspring. And now the “Coywolf” has been gradually expanding its range eastward, sweeping across the country like a Fox News fueled Republican cancer. Identified by their DNA and skulls, the new Coywolves have been found running wild across the great States of New York, Pennsylvania and Virginia.
Wolves became endangered because they lack genetic exchange capacity. But what people forgot was that Wolves are canines, and canines are famously adept at gene exchange. So, Coyotes are breeding with Wolves, turning mice and kitty cat eating Coyotes into massive, hungrier, braver beasts, filling niches once occupied by Wolves that were eradicated by humans. Payback time.
The deer will have their work cut out for them. Because unlike the scrawny, scrappy Wiley Coyotes limping through Los Feliz, rooting around in your trash, these new and improved hybrids are capable of taking down deer. Or small children. In North Carolina last year, a toddler was attacked and dragged from a trampoline by a coywolf – he literally grabbed the 3-year old by her shirt and began dragging her away into the woods.
Scientists say that the Coywolves, like cockroaches and Dick Cheney, are one of those animals that will be left at the end days, that they are “absolutely established”and “here to stay.” Sorry, Bambi. Give up, humanity.
Photo: Coywofl pups howling: Monty Sloan. Wolf Park, Battle Ground, Ind.
When looking at a 1920s or ’30s classic Duesenberg, the finest in automotive engineering, design, and elegance, your mind is instantly filled with visions of grace, grandeur, Ivana Trump and the Great Gatsby……days spent playing polo, riding dressage horses, driving fast cars and obscenely-proportioned yachts.…..random acts of excess and opulence, the finest and most delicious foods, the iconic, carefree lifestyle of The Jazz Age…..
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My Costco Card lapsed back when I stopped drinking, but I am going to renew it this weekend. Because of this man. One of the good guys. Job Creator. The anti-Romney. The Good CEO. Patriot. Called The Sam Walton of the 21st century for his humility and seeming defiance of all things Wall Street, Jim Sinegal is the recently retired CEO of Costco, where he played a major role in building the discount store into the third-largest retailer in the country.
Mitt Romney talks to Bob Garon during a campaign stop at the Chez Vachon Restaurant, Dec. 12, 2011 in Manchester, N.H. – Jim Cole / AP Photo
Mitt Romney meets a Vietnam Vet
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I just called to demand an explanation to their voter suppression shenanigans. Why not joing me in doing so? I have nothing to lose. DO YOU?
Here is one of those refreshing Todd Akin moments, when a shitbag politician shows some true candor and speaks the awful truth. Gayish Sen Lindsey Graham admitted that the GOP is pretty much the party of the dregs of men, the bitter, white, dead-enders who are unable to face a society that is moving progressively and inevitably forward to multiculturalism.
“The demographics race we’re losing badly. We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
It’s called evolution, Lindsey (a girl’s name). If the ignorant, cave dwelling, science sneering Neanderthals in your party would put down their Bibles and embrace what every third grader on a Natural History Museum field trip know to be true, you could figure it out. The angry white guy is evolving out of existence! Like the Raphus cucu llatus (Dodo), unable to adapt. He is making himself extinct due to his poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, low IQ, fascination with guns, low self-esteem and spiteful view of the world. Also, how does the GOP “generate more angry white guys?” I am going to be really annoyed if my baseball radio broadcast is taken over by calm Hispanics talking about soccer.
