Would you buy Toilet Paper from these Lunatics?

by kara on August 26, 2011

 

Check your crapper, you probably already do. One you know that every time you wipe your ass, you are wiping the fetid slime of the poison pushing, union knee-capping billionaires on your Epidermal Organogenesis, you’ll never buy their crap again. The blood sucking mafia underbosses own a staggering portion of the shit we buy and of all of America, its oil and gas, its chemicals, cattle, forestry, and synthetics. The arch Ayn Randian libertarian Toilet Paper Titans were born rich and then got richer, because the larger the fortune, the more worthy they are than others of status, power and influence. Gleefully punishing middle class Americans, terrorizing the most manipulable fringe of the conservative spectrum, the undereducated, the overly religious and the fiscally oppressed, these jackals don’t need you shoveling more gold into their already overflowing coffers for the honor of wiping your butt with their Angel Soft.

The Blacklist: All Georgia-Pacific products, including Brawny Paper Towels (gay lumberjack), Mardi Gras Paper Towels, ALL kinds of toilet paper: Quilted Northern, Angel Soft and something called  “Sparkle”. These asswipes really love their TP! Also, those Vanity Fair Paper Products, the plates and napkins we buy when we want to be fancy, and (this one hurts) Dixie Cups. And some crap I’ll never knowingly buy: Georgia-Pacific lumber, DryPly, plywood, PlyBead, ToughRock, Fireguard, DensArmor and DensShield gypsum board and last but not least, Stainmaster carpet.

With all these middle class products, you would think the Kock’s would want a vital middle-class to buy those products! Stop wiping your ass with their products before they wipe our asses with their solar flares and coronal mass ejections. Remember, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

A more comprehensive and mind boggling list of the Kochsuckers asswipes and other crap.

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