I’m from Pennsylvania, where we’ve been riggin’ the vote for years. In fact, I’m a rigger. My father was a rigger and his father before him was a rigger. It’s a noble profession. Every election day I’m up early in the mornin’, I get together my rigging gear and I head out to the polls to start riggin’ even before the break of first light. You know sometimes you rig a big one, sometimes you rig a small one. It don’t matter. You just do it for the joy of riggin’. It’s a tradition and you just have to take pride in each election ‘ya can rig. We do it the old fashioned way. One vote at a time. We got to! We don’t have any of them new-fangled computer machines. We just got ta rig wit’ guts and determination.