The ad – titled #Heartland4Trump – is an alarming 8-minutes long and filled with so much bullshit, that I quite honestly do not even know where to start.
It opens with a couple of cool guys in camp sitting around. The 2 men are Donald J. Trump, and Mark Geist, self-proclaimed “Benghazi Hero”, who would like you to know that during his childhood he did hunting and fishing and went to church, and has all the traditional family values and feels hunting is really, really important political issue. Which it’s not, really, unless you are doing the kind of hunting the Trump boys do (quarantining off an elephant for rich douchebags, and then letting you “hunt” it so you can pose for a stupid picture), which is off-putting to a lot of people, including many hunters. Mark Geist says Trump and his family share our traditional American values. You know, like fucking over contractors and adultery and insulting women and minorities and gold star families all the time, and generally being the worst. Ted Nugent talks about American values, which is an interesting choice given that he is a dude who once adopted an underage girl in order to have sex with her, and wrote a song about gang-raping a 13-year-old child. For some reason there is a dude with a $100 bill over his mouth? Huh?
That’s all I can write about this particular video as I must go vomit my eyeballs out.