Remember John McCain’s other gift to his fellow Americans?
“Joe the Plumber” wrote an open letter to the parents of the murdered kids.
No matter how many innocent people get slaughtered, Joe the Plumber, Constitutional Scholar, will continue to defend the Constitutional Right of misogynistic psychopaths to summarily execute people who piss them off by having better social lives. I can sleep in safety now, knowing that conservative heroes like JoethePlumber are making sure every woman-hating loon has access to as many firearms and ammunition as he needs. Nothing anyone can say or do will convince the jackals at the NRA or 10 to 20% of its most ardent supporters to see reason. But for a guy who has had a totally undeserved soapbox for the last 7 years to deny Richard Martinez his say is really beyond reproach.
Just to review, this plumbing asshole came to represent the American Dream. To dream that one day you’ll make a lot of money, while sitting on the couch drinking beer and getting angry at the cable news. He came to the fore because he was worried that one day he might magically get enough money to buy his bosses plumbing business. This total fantasy of his own making apparently gave him the right to spew anything that his two working brain synapsis could conjure. Richard Martinez on the other hand has come upon his opinions the hardest way imaginable.
Shut the fuck up. Seriously, just shut the fuck up. No one asked for your fucking opinion on anything. Nobody wants your fucking opinion on whether we need a washer or a new valve seat for a leaky faucet, much less anything else. Just shut up. No one is planning on taking away your precious, precious penis substitutes. You will still have plenty of firearms to fondle and fellate so you can feel like the big, macho top chimp you are. You will still have all the guns and shit you need long after Mr. Martinez has buried his dead, handsome, sweet, 20-year-old son and disappeared from your sight.