I was honestly surprised by the fact that the “Worldwide White Man March” wasn’t just some sort of Onion thing. Then I went to the site and they are giving out “goosestepper” medals for having a banner hung.
Organized by a white guy from Massachusetts named Kyle Hunt, the White Man March, as it was called, was intended to be a worldwide, semi-coordinated effort of oppressed white men to demand their rights and fight back against “diversity,” which, in their telling, is a codeword for “white genocide”:
“We will make it clear that we will not sit idly by as our race is discriminated against, mocked, displaced, and violently attacked, all of which amount to white genocide, according to the United Nation’s own definition of genocide. This is why one of our big messages, which will be displayed on many large banners, is ‘DIVERSITY” = WHITE GENOCIDE.’ These banners will spread the message to the public at large in the most effective way possible. This “diversity” agenda is being directed at white countries (and only at white countries) with various programs to ensure that there are less white people at schools and in the work force, which is unfair and discriminatory, taking away money and opportunities from the White citizens. ‘Diversity’ is a codeword for White Genocide.”
In the beginning, everything was working out for K.Hunt – who bears a striking resemblance to every white actor in “12 Years a Slave” – and the “White Man March” seemed to be set to go without a hitch. Organizer Kyle Hunt was immaculate with every single detail. He even told marches how to dress by stating:
“If you are a man, put on a pair of light khakis and a nice dress shirt. It should almost look like you are a groomsman at a wedding. Or maybe like an avenging Aryan angel. Women, you know how to look great in white. You could also wear sunglasses. Ancient warriors knew that a mask covering the eyes offers protection, but also provides the wearer with extra confidence. Sunglasses can intimidate others who cannot see your eyes, while making you seem cool and collected. This look is good if there might be hostile crowds.”
Talk about success! For instance, among the 10 guys who showed up at the demonstration in Florence, Kentucky, there were two guys in Klan regalia, some skinheads, no light khakis, and looks like one woman, but not a single person in a Nazis uniform at all, so goodbye tired old stereotypes!
I like how the signs say “White pride is love not hate” followed by “White people fight back” followed by a Democrat dressed in klan robes. then finally “Diversity = White Genocide”. So, it’s not hate to say you people are destroying the white people and therefore white people must “fight back” against “diversity. Hey fellers! I don’t “Love” means what you think it means!
Shiny Snuggies
If they are pro-White, why is this one guy wearing blue? Did a pro-Smurf guy turn up in support? I mean, I realize it’s “heritage”. but those are some pretty fucking stupid looking hats. Fred Flintstone’s Loyal Order of Water Buffalo hat Ralph Kramden’s Loyal Order of Raccoon Lodge look positively like something the Duke of Windsor would wear in comparison.
Saturday’s “worldwide” march to preserve white people from getting genocided by diversity had a slightly disappointing turnout, though some people were mocking it on Twitter, which is where I heard about it. A smattering of white people on Saturday stood up to discrimination against their race that exists only in their minds. Ten people isn’t a movement, it’s a homeowners association. also known as a group of busybodies with nothing better to do than harass their neighbors. No matter, bet organizers are pretty excited about the event’s success, because they’ve sparked something that’s just going to get bigger and bigger, and for all we know, the liberal media is just refusing to report on the much larger demonstrations elsewhere. Did you hear about the tens of thousands of marchers in NYC, for instance? Neither did we…Benghazi!
In addition to the ten people at the rally, several two-tops wielded banners reading “diversity = white genocide”. The images on the WMM page that disclose their location are mostly from operatives the usual suspects: Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona and one very busy guy in New Zealand.
Not on a NASCAR weekend, dudes.
Two Guys.
Two Gals.
Two Guys.
Why can’t these idiots just pick and root for a sports team like everyone else? You will have loads more to talk about in the mens room Monday mornings.
But what of the Eastern Seaboard? Despite several groups who said they were planning demonstrations here, the forces of whiteness don’t appear to have made it that far north. Free America Rally, one of the groups who claimed to be planning a New York action, said vaguely on Twitter and on their website that they held rallies on the East Coast,” but, as far as we can tell, there were none.
The most important thing in America today is for people like this to have easy access to firearms. Thank you, NRA.
Naturally, the racists declared White Man March a success, while the rest of us wonder if it actually even happened. For embattled white guys everywhere, the event was, alas, an unmitigated flop, with precious little non-mocking coverage from the media. But if you think Kyle Hunt’s efforts were all for naught, think again. “I very well may be president of the United States in 2020, but for right now I am supporting some pro-White candidates from the American Freedom Party,” he said.
If they really want to feel oppressed I’m sure someone would be willing to turn the hose on them.
What is the White Man March all about?