The Loneliest Cowboy.

by kara on March 13, 2014

Alrighty handsome young men: update your rentboy profiles, polish your shitkickers, brush off your assless chaps. I have a feeling there will be a good work opportunity for you in the near future….

One of the Koch Brothers – of the let’s-destroy-the-world-for-profit-and-whatthehell-let’s-take-out-democracy-while-we’re-at-it-lol Kochs – is spending his zillions on a cool fake Western town. The Colorado “town” has 50 buildings, including a saloon, a church, a jail, a firehouse, a livery and a train station. Soon, it will have a mansion on a hill so the town’s founder can look down on his creation. The fake town is the culmination of “Bill” Koch’s Oldsey Timesy West perversion.  It sits on a 420-acre meadow on his Bear Ranch below the Raggeds Wilderness Area in Gunnison County.

Don’t get too excited, loser! You’re not invited. Nope Billy Koch just built himself a whole empty town, unpolluted by our ilk — unless he brings in one or two of us for a humdinger of a round of The Most Dangerous Game. There is a locked gate with guards screens who comes and goes. This town is simply for Bill Koch’s amusement and for that of his family and friends.

Anyhoo, dude’s got a LOT of money to throw around, and sharing is for queers and French people. Speaking of French people, they invented this, namely the charming, picturesque “hameau” at Versailles, where Marie A could pretend to be a simple shepherdess (while wearing 80 pounds of diamonds, and shoes that cost the equivalent of the national debt). The grounds of Versailles used to be totally private, too, prior to the revolution that resulted in Marie Antoinette and the ‘Sun King’ getting beheaded and the grounds turned over to the public. Be careful, Mr. Koch.  Or, should I say: watch your head.I heard that someone once heard one of the Koch brothers respond to a question about the hungry with “Let them eat Dioxin”.

The movie “Westworld”, before the robots go beserk and kill everyone.

If Billy Koch’s Kountry Kavalcade is going for realism they will need some syphilitic prostitutes and a sheriff to collect guns from the new arrivals.

I love fake towns. I would like my own fake town. I have a huge collection of Breyer model horses. They are coming out of my ears. I have run out of room for my plastic horse models. I would like a fake dude ranch for my Breyer horses. I would invite all of you. Because I have friends. This is one liberal who welcomes Koch spending his money on his boyhood dream. In fact, more please. That way he and his brother will spend less money on buying elections to buy politicians to pollute the planet.

If a guy wants to make billions of dollars digging up oil and selling it to people and lobbying so that we use more oil and gas and spend millions to shift political opinion and go out of his way to preserve a long-standing, highly detrimental way of life solely so that he can live a lifestyle that is so far beyond what a moral person would find acceptable that it basically makes the Curiosity rover’s trip to Mars look like you headed to your bathroom, that’s his right. This is America. But, as a small a smattering of Americans get richer and richer, we will see more of this. Guys like Billy Koch will finder it increasingly difficult  to come up with gets cost-effective ways of spending their loot amusing themselves. fake towns, weather machines, billionaires need to either plot schemes for world domination or else build replica towns at vast expense.These people are of the Manifest Destiny-Social Darwinism off-shoot of the human race. They are genetically able to reproduce with real human beings, but all they produce are sterile mules.

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