I heard some fatcats talking over pecan encrusted sand dabs last night, about how we “may be” on the brink of “another Rapture.” My ears went into radar mode. We are heading for a Rapture, alright, but apparently, they were not talking abouot your typical nuthatch evangelicals exploding off Earth. No, this time, according to the Carmel gentlemen, the Rapture is just “all the world’s moneez,” and instead of Spaceman Jeebus perpetrating this nefariousness, it’s “humans as usual” with their corrupt financial institutions and cascading European sovereign debt crises poised to annihilate the global economy, again. Expect Earth to liquefy back into a state of primordial ooze by approximately Halloween. Don’t worry, friends, humanity will be OK eventually, look how Europe began to recover from the collapse of Rome after just a thousandish years.
