1. Make gun registration as hard as voting.
You can get a new registration every 4 years, with the proper photo ID, birth certificate with a raised seal, etc.- ✓
You can stand in line like everyone else, for 7-12 hours to get your registration – ✓
One man, one gun. ✓
You can get another gun at the next registration, in 4 years. – ✓
2. Make gun registration as onerous as terminating a pregnancy:
48-hour waiting period before you purchase a gun – ✓
Mandatory counseling about the dangers and options of owning a gun- ✓
Trans-vaginal or Trans-anal probe to see if you are hiding anything – ✓
Crossing a picket line of shrieking non-gun owners holding jars of body parts blown off by guns – ✓
3. Require gun owners to take out insurance for their guns, say $500 per month per gun. Let them pay for the carnage they cause.
4. Make every gun owner serve in an actual state militia. You own a gun? You are required to head to the state militia training base one weekend a month and do drills. Isn’t that why the Second Amendment exists?
5. If someone working at a gun store says that they don’t want to sell guns or ammunition because they’re a Christian and object to selling weapons, the gun store owner should have to keep them on payroll and find non gun-selling duties for them.
Also, we should not be able to buy guns at places that also sell cheddar cheese.