Because Republicans literally cannot do anything original – they wantonly rip off intellectual property from musicians who loathe them, their top comedians are Drew Carey & the Great Adventure old geezer – here comes contemporary, bigoted white guy’s knockoff of Apple’s famous “1984″ ad. Please do not shut it down before you get to the part where the dude takes off his sweatshirt to reveal a Santorumvest (A sweater vest in every pot!), because I almost inhaled my Laffy Taffy. Brought to you by Fritz Lang and Up with White People, Inc, this film stars Mitt Romney in the role of “The Establishment,” aka mass murderer with powers to telepathically order his supporters to march to their deaths blindfolded like some kind of Mormon leader of the lemmings (rebel guerrilla leader hardline Catholic theocrat Rick Santorum to the rescue!) In place of Apple’s old rainbow pride logo flashing up at the end it’s, LOL, clips of Rick Santorum wearing pink and grinning wildly.  “with a plan that includes people from all across the economic spectrum” From upper class all the way to upper middle class, Rick Santorum is the guy for you!