What is it we’re supposed to never forget again? George W. Bush, March 13, 2002: Bush listened to the briefing [Bin Laden determined to strike in US], Suskind says, then told the CIA briefer: “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.” George W. Bush, August 6, 2011: [Bin Laden’s] just a person who’s been marginalized. […]
From the monthly archives:
September 2013
Bummed out that the best show since Sopranos is going off the air? It doesn’t get much better than this super-cute Lego meth lab.for the ex-meth addict in you, or for your little ones to play games involving drugs, debauchery, guns, bombs, lying, killing, maiming and everything in between – except sex! Yay, no sex! The fake-lego set […]
I love everything about all of this, all the essential, seasonal cliches: crispy mornings strolling across campuses, leather loafers crucnching over crimson leaves, bonfires and football games, school books and pencils, creamy flannels and scarves and sweaters. None of it was ever real, it was unattainable, fantasy bullshit made to make us feel terrible about our […]
Maybe you won’t be surprised to learn that Pat Robertson operated a fake charity following the 1994 Rwandan genocide that actually funded his Liberian diamond mines. In 1999, The shit bag pastor and former Republican presidential contender signed a deal with then Liberian President and war-criminal Charles Taylor, allowing ol’ Pat to own diamond and gold […]
I just unearthed this polaroid photo of my cousin Stephen and me, a pony and an unknown child, at my barn in Pennsylvania. Not exactly sure what was happening here.
Dear Wingnuts: Who the hell did you people elect? The people with the brightest bulbs for a nose? The people with the biggest, floppiest shoes? Do all representatives in your legislature arrive at work every morning tumbling out of the same tiny car? Looking for answers, any answers. Sincerely, – Kara Elyse Vallow