I certainly don’t envy Iowans! How does one pick the biggest bible thumpin’ honkey douchebag dipshit in this utterly meaningless nationwide poll of primary preference/race to the bottom? On the one hand, you have a neat, pandering Mormon, a moderate Republican who has to lie to appear acceptably insane. On the other hand, you have […]
From the monthly archives:
January 2012
Dear Friends/Communist Liberal Pinko Elitists: Happy New Year. May this be the year that ignorance, racism, xenophobia, conservative culture warfare, anti-abortion crusading, greed apologetics and corporation idolatry become socially leprous. May snark become old-fashioned or at least more difficult to put into practice. May this year see President Obama’s reelection, the dismantling of Rupert Murdoch’s vast criminal […]