“I’m looking for pies,” handsome Joe told Ivey Stewart (left), who was put in charge of ushering Biden’s shopping spree through Costco. Reports list among his shopping cart items: kid’s books, Duraflames (fuck yeah), a 32 inch Panasonic TV and a “big” apple pie. As expected, the veep helped himself to Costco’s smorgasbord of free samples, […]
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The day Palin’s political career was flushed down the drain like so many slaughterhouse giblets.
Old City Philadelphia, November, 2012 via the haunted iphone
Not since the Monica Lewinsky affair have we been subjected to such a boring account of adult sex in the modern age. In US political culture, nothing tantalizes or titillates the media like a sex scandal. Even pedestrian, boring sex with boring people in the boring suburbs. Even as the baggy-faced, weak chinned, becombovered, 60 year […]
There was not one contrarian voter in 59 divisions, where unofficial vote tallies have President Obama outscoring Romney by a combined 19,605 to 0.
from CBS News Advisor: Romney “shellshocked” by loss Mitt Romney’s campaign got its first hint something was wrong on the afternoon of Election Day, when state campaign workers on the ground began reporting huge turnout in areas favorable to President Obama: northeastern Ohio, northern Virginia, central Florida and Miami-Dade. Then came the early exit […]