Say, 9-year old in the 1970’s: are you tired of blowing regular old, harmless soap bubbles? Looking for something a little more psychedelic, a little more trippy? Something perhaps that will explode your brain cells one by one with poisonous fumes? Once upon a time there was little company called Wham-O . Wham-O was the sign of […]
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It was funny last week when the pro-lifers’ evil scheme to bring down Planned Parenthood came back to bite them right on their asses. All they ever wanted was to undermine American women’s access to affordable healthcare so they do not die from lady kinds of cancer. They tried so hard. They stole photographs of stillborn babies. […]
How exactly is this woman any different than the crazy homeless lady who stands below my office balcony on Wilshire Blvd screaming her paranoid delusions to horrified people walking by, every Thursday like clockwork. This is a female human who willingly calls herself a Donald Trump supporter named Susan DeLemus who is scarily a New Hampshire State […]
AMHERST, Mass. Alas, Lord Jeffery Amherst, the beloved colonial military commander sho helped the British to victory in the French-Indian War, who gave this town its name, will no longer represent the Amherst College. The board of trustees at Amherst College announced on Tuesday that it had decided “not to employ “Lord Jeff” as a campus […]
So billionaire ex New York/Wall Street Mayor Michael Bloomberg is considering running as an Independent. Why would this dilettante with a title, who governed in a mint-camomile mud mask while having his feet rubbed suddenly think about sticking his nose in the race? Because with Hillary moving left, someone has to represent the failed economic and pro-plutocracy […]
Welcome to the “new abnormal” of constant and horrific superstorms and other natural/unnatural disasters wreaking havoc on the nation’s worn-out old power grid. Once the declining reserves of foreign oil stop flowing to America, well, we might as well walk away from our worthless over-mortgaged houses and just set up a tent in the woods. […]
Sarah had all of America watchin’ when she went on a terrifying rampage at a Donald Trump rally in Iowa Tuesday. There she was, gobbling up all the USA glory again, soaking in the spotlight like she was 2008’s Moose Queen, USA all over again. Hers was a glorious jumble of minutes, shrieking in such a register […]
Remember Sausage Golem Frank Luntz? You remember, the GOP pollster muppet who had a long, storied career of making shit up for GOP candidates, before becoming dillisusioned and wandering off into Hollywood Hills back in 2014, all the years of soaking in the corrosive environment of national politics having left him adrift in an existential midlife […]
Welcome to World #3, Michigan, we will be joining you as soon as President Trump takes office. The people in Flint, Michigan have been drinking water so lead-ridden that they are basically becoming human versions of those lead weights you use to sink yourself to the bottom when you scuba dive. While that sounds all delightful […]