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This holiday was created in 2004 when the late Robert Byrd stuck it into a spending bill and nobody cared. But what is the true meaning of the Constitution? Truly, no one could put it better than a Canadian pretending to be a spaceman preaching to the postapocalyptic survivors of another Earth’s Cold War:

i i’m not talking about sports ball stars or television comedy writers

i couldn’t possible love him more.

Donald Trump is just hideous.

  Anyone recall that in ‘The Jetsons”, George had a nine-hour workweek — thee hours a day, three days a week? It was a joke based on the general trend at the time for work weeks to get shorter and shorter. Who could have ever guessed that the trend would reverse itself so suddenly? (For everyone but minimum-wage […]

Here’s a fun story gleaned from the monthly campaign financial reports: Back in March, when Donald Trump was “self-funding” his primary campaign (he wasn’t, really), he paid himself considerably less for rent for his campaign headquarters than he charged his campaign since donor money really started rolling in. How much more? Well, quintuple. HuffPo has […]

OK, #HillarysStools people, enjoy your guy clutching like a terrified child while #Hillary is calm and collected. pic.twitter.com/yxjxDxFbyz — Peter Daou (@peterdaou) August 17, 2016

As of August 4, 2016, the Trumpenproletariat has rejected: Science (global warming) Math (polls/voter fraud incidents) Respect for Military Families Science again (evolution) Civility toward others (PoC, Muslims, women, the handicapped, liberals) Science again (vaccines) Fire Marshals Babies Sexual harassment victims Empirical truths Basic English skills (spelling, capitalization, punctuation, subject/verb agreement) Paul Ryan and John […]