Mother Jones‘ Tim Murphy reports that for years the crazy-eyed, Republican presidential candidate referred to herself as “Dr. Michele Bachmann.” Murphy reports: When Bachmann knocked off incumbent GOP state Sen. Gary Laidig at the district nominating convention, the MREC fired off a news release repeatedly invoking their candidate’s honorarium. […]
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The Soapbox: Politics and Rants
Check your crapper, you probably already do. One you know that every time you wipe your ass, you are wiping the fetid slime of the poison pushing, union knee-capping billionaires on your Epidermal Organogenesis, you’ll never buy their crap again. The blood sucking mafia underbosses own a staggering portion of the shit we buy and […]
Check out toupee’d assclown, James Mahoney, BofA’s director of public policy, saunter stealthily over to Rick Perry, and whisper romantically into the ear of the sociopathic creep:“We’re Bank of American, we’ll help ya out”. This revoltin’ development took place something called a “Politics and Eggs breakfast/mixer” in New Hampshire. Yeah, so Bank of America, the leading […]
Oh, Mittens, you can’t win! The Fundamentalists that are running your party will not vote for a heretic in magic underpants who believes in a polygamous heaven you have to earn your way into by running up your actuarially tabulated Good Deeds score while alive. I’m sure their Messiah will appear any day now, and […]
Hard to imagine that there is a Republican presidential candidate from Texas who is dumber than George W. Bush? Current Texas governor and Presidential candidate, Rick Perry, didn’t exactly distinguish himself at Texas A&M University (not exactly Harvard on the Brazos River). According to transcripts, Perry received a D in Veterinary Anatomy, an F in Organic […]
Psychopath “Doctor” Orly Tatiz, Esquire (I gues she’s a doctor AND a lawyer).
From the Denver Post: A presidential straw poll conducted at the Western Conservative Summit in Denver overwhelmingly chose Herman Cain for president, with Texas Gov. Rick Perry the runner-up. Both Cain and Perry spoke to during the three-day event. Former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum, who is a presidential candidate, also addressed the summit. A total of […]
I have given up on watching the televised Debt Ceiling Follies, in part because the mere sight of Mitch McDonnell will render me blind, but also because of the charismatically challenged Senate Majority Leader. Harry Reid is like a box turtle who’s lost his shell, speaking in tones so soft and faltering, they literally have […]
As part of the National Shutting Down orchestrated by Washington, the cash-strapped Postal Service said Tuesday that it’s considering closing 3,653 branches nationwide. Many in rural areas and places like Scranton and Bangor. Oh and one in Philadelphia, that predates the American colonies.