Because things aren’t weird enough already, a 45-year old Elvis impersonator from Mississippi is accused of mailing those ricin-positive letters to national leaders – including the President. Paul Kevin Curtis has not admitted to sending the deadly mail, even though he signed them. The aging rockabilly dude told authorities all about his alleged discovery of a conspiracy to sell human body parts on the black market and about his part-time job as, yes, an Elvis Presley impersonator. Curtis recently tweeted that Ted Nugent ought to be president instead of Obama.
Curtis has had his nose out of joint since no one took seriously his personal conspiracy theories about this and that, such as how the liberal lamestream media is covering up the shocking truth about naked photos of Barack Obama’s mother.
Therm there’s the body parts thing, a macabre story he posted in 2007 to the consumer fraud website “Ripoff Report”. In it, he he spins a yarn of being fired and harassed after finding a “refrigerator full of body parts” in a Tupelo hospital. North Mississippi Medical Center, according to Curtis, merely “fronts itself as a ‘not-for-profit’ charity hospital” — though Curtis leaves it to the reader to suss out what the hospital is a “front” for.
Apparently, Curtis had a job cleaning a morgue where the floor drain had backed up causing “unthinkable things” to be washed back up through the drainage system. He then became thirsty, and looked in an ordinary-looking refrigerator for a refreshing beverage.
Curtis hates Sen. Roger Wicker (R-MS), one of the guys he send deadly Ricin to, because he felt dissed by him:
“I even ran into Roger Wicker several different times while performing at special banquets and fundraisers in northeast, Mississippi but he seemed very nervous while speaking with me and would make a fast exit to the door when I engaged in conversation leading up to my case against NMMC.”
We can’t possibly imagine why a politician would be the least bit put off by this lunatic shrieking at him refrigerators full of body parts. I mean, even for a Republican that would be creepy (Dick Cheney expected)!
“To see a wrong and not expose it, is to become a silent partner to its continuance.”
this morning from Gawker
Maybe the proms in the Bible were segregated. Maybe the white kids are just embarrassed because they can’t dance. Because, one of our goodly folks in our nation’s executive branches - Georgia Governor Nathan Deal – is refusing to endorse an “integrated prom” in the year of the lord two thousand thirteen. Why, you ask? Duh, because the librulz are for it. He wrote:
“This is a leftist front group for the state Democratic party and we’re not going to lend a hand to their silly publicity stunt.”
Right, because refusing to de-segregate a high school prom definitely doesn’t play into the interests of the Democratic party in any way. No, see, Gov shitforbrains, if you read any newspaper you’d know that it’s the students whoa are calling for an end to the integrated proms. But’s it’s more ….childish?…dumb? to claim it’s a “stunt” by those evil ol’ liberals, who are opposed to a segregated prom, those nazi-commies want to destroy all our cherished traditions. The glorious segregated prom with its romantic prom lighting courtesy of the local Klan chapter’s cross burning extravaganza – it’s a tradition beloved by all! Except by nazi-commie liberals and only nazi-commie liberals. Any Republicans who don’t favor this are clearly RINOs. Because, Freedom!!! Because, State’s Rights!! because, Benghazi!! There ARE no black Republicans in Georgia, so why would he feel any need to represent black voters? Or white voters who want an integrated prom; they’re obviously ALL liberal nazi-commie Demon-crats. If a bloc of voters disagrees with the governor’s policies, but didn’t vote for him, then it’s the Governor’s job to ignore and denigrate that bloc of voters. That’s called bipartisan representation and the unified executive!
For the love of Christ, when I imagine the kind of society we could have without dragging the dead weight of these sub-literate, brain-damaged, Neo-Confederate savages around, I get positively dizzy. Please, for the love of fucking god, just do what your cultural and political forebears did and secede. No one wants to stop you this time. NO ONE. Then you can regress to the 7th Century (a time, coincidentally, that Islam was the most advanced, enlightened civilization in the world), on your own, and at long last, decent people will no longer have to suffer the litany of ill effects of your goddamned pathology. I hope the activist neanderthals on the “Supreme” Court are now aware that their explicit or implied suggestion during oral arguments that since President Obama, this great nation has become “post-racial” is a fucking fantasy and eve though we shouldn’t , we do still need the Voting Rights Act. Small wonder Bamz is having such an easy time of it as President.
I wonder what tune the chickenshit, pig-eyed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, cross-burning, goat-fucking redneck Governor will be singing when his son goes to the ghey prom with a dude. because, good news folks! Some White People are also Gay.
Brad Paisley needs to write a new song about being an “Accidental Segregationist.” (Not that this is actually accidental either.)
Your move, Mississippi.
According to a CNN report, former Vice President Dick Cheney (R – Abode of the Damned), dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea:
“We’re in deep doo doo.”
The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to the United States and doesn’t “share the United States worldview.”
One lawmaker present at the session, Rep. Steve Southerland of the great state of Florida, said Cheney wore a cowboy hat and “looked really good, spoke really clearly, lucidly.” He noted that the last time Cheney was on Capitol Hill he “didn’t look good – very frail, but in this meeting he looked great!” (in 2010, Mr. Cheney had the hearts of healthy young men stuffed into his chest cavity).
Despite his urgent (and slightly scatological) warning about the communist regime, Cheney “didn’t give any specific policy recommendations or critiques of how the Obama administration is handling the situation in North Korea.”
No, see Dick, you cowboy-hat wearing putrid corpse, we’d be in “deep doo doo” if you were still in office. You see, North Korea would have already attacked (naturally, after you had received ample intelligence to prevent the attack), and we would be invading the good people of South Korea in search of those elusive WMD’s.
As to him “looking really great!”, good, now he’s healthy enough to stand trial in The Hague.