Why do you all have such a hard time believing that the Russian hack stories are all a subterfuge to distract from Secretary of State Clinton and PresidentObama’s crimes of shipping chemical weapons from Libya to Syria to give to Al-Qaeda and ISIS in order to commit false flag operations to promote an invasion of Syria and overthrow Assad so the Saudis can build a pipeline to Turkey?*

I mean does that sound less plausible than Putin fucking with us in order to get a more pliable candidate elected?
* Yes there people on the fringe left who actually believe this.