So a brand new sign of the sick times we live, Facebook introduced a feature that that allows you to alert your friends that you are safe if you live in the area of the shooting. Good to know my friends are safe, but we’re so much fucked. “So you didn’t get slaughtered today by a psycho with unregulated access to a stockpile of AR-15s? There’s an app for that”.  So what we all need on our cellphones now is the “I’m not dead yet” app?