Nothing Says Christmas like “Let’s Bomb Somebody”

by kara on December 14, 2014

At the White House War on Christmas party, American hero Michele Bachmann cornered President Obama so she could give him some final advice about how to be Commander in Chief, since obviously he’s been at a loss and waiting for her to give him a hand. This is literally what went down:

“I turned to the president and I said, something to the effect of, ‘Mr. President, you need to bomb the Iranian nuclear facilities, because if you don’t, Iran will have a nuclear weapon on your watch and the course of world history will change,’” she told the Washington Free Beacon.”

“And he got his condescending smile on his face and laughed at me and said, ‘Well Michele, it’s just not that easy.’ And I said to him, ‘No, Mr. President, you’re the president, it will happen on your watch, and you’ll have to answer to the world for this.’ And that was it and then I left. Merry Christmas,” she said with a laugh.

(photo: The Secret Service allowed another fucking nut to wander the White House?!!! GOT DAMN, it’s time for some heads to roll over those security breaches)

I got a sawbuck says this conversation only happened in the empty receptacle that passes for Bachmann’s skull.

 

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