I always picture him sleeping upside down, like a bat.
From the monthly archives:
December 2014
“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,’ returned the nephew. ‘Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round -apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if […]
Live from Post Racial Americam, we have this delightful little holiday song about “Dead, dead Michael Brown, Baddest thug in the whole damn town,” which was performed at an Elks Lodge in Glendale, California, following a charity golf event on Dec. 15, according to TMZ. The dinner was organized by former LAPD officer Joe Myers, […]
In my mom’s basement I found a rubbermaid tub labeled “Kara/Phillies”. Here are the contents:
“Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored,” Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will […]
I was so fucking happy this morning, I smiled all the way to work. Y que Viva Cuba!!!! Great day to be an anti embargo Cuban American. Negotiations have been going on since the spring of 2013, that sneaky Bamz, and were backed by the NuPope, which hosted meetings to finalize the agreements. Now we are […]
Christmas tree at my grandparent’s house, Philadelphia, PA Christmas tree in my childhood home, Wyndmoor, PA
At the White House War on Christmas party, American hero Michele Bachmann cornered President Obama so she could give him some final advice about how to be Commander in Chief, since obviously he’s been at a loss and waiting for her to give him a hand. This is literally what went down: “I turned to […]
Want to know if it was or was not torture? There’s a real simple way to find out. Line these fuckers up and subject them to each and every “enhanced interrogation technique”,preferably after you woke them from a dead sleep and dragged them from their bedrooms in front of their families. I assure you, after about […]