Comrades, we have lost the war on this particular Christmas. Fought though we did. it came anyway. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. Even with all the fighting and bloodshed, there is still peace. And now we suffer another year in defeat, woe be unto us. Happy […]
From the monthly archives:
December 2013
The time has arrived, as it does every year, for America to be besieged by that familiar and insidious enemy: Christmas. Krisss-miiissss. Begun, the Christmas Wars, have. Around the nativity scene, a perimeter, create! We have endured its tyranny for 2,000 years, with its manger scenes, its mall Santas’ bearded occupation of Sears stores nationwide. […]
For the past couple of decades, the right wing nutjobs have been stuck in an infinite payback loop. “You guys got Richard Nixon shitcanned – so we’re going after Bill Clinton” (calling for his impeachment before his inauguration). “You guys made fun of W’s inability to articulate in public – so we’re going to mock Obama’s […]
Let me start off by saying I thought we were taking about Pat Robertson, then I thought Phil Mickelson. I have never watched Duck Dynasty and had no idea who Phil Robertson was. And after today I will go back to my state of blissful ignorance about what “America” is watching on teevee. I only […]
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“I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON THE SITUATION,” Bill O’Reilly promised his beleaguered fans, kicking off his annual focus on The Great War, a beloved and revered holiday tradition on the scale of Black Friday, an overwrought spectacle lamenting the supposed “secular-progressive” conspiracy to end Christmas. The War on Christmas was not spurred by any one event […]
Fed up with sharing your insurance plan with whores and gays? Well, now there is a clean alternative- an Xtian HMO (Holyrollers Moneymaking Operation), called Medi-share and it is NOT, I repeat NOT a health insurance plan, says the president of the health insurance plan: “It isn’t insurance; it’s a nationwide network of Christians who […]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw8AU3wMsM&noredirect=1 As long as I live, I’ll never forget the speech he gave the day at a rally in Cape Town in 1990. Not one word of retribution or anger. Soon followed by the Truth and Reconciliation Commissions: “Witnesses who were identified as victims of gross human rights violations were invited to give statements about […]
Tuesday, some congressional assbags held a hearing they cleverly titled “The President’s Constitutional Duty to Faithfully Execute the Laws.” That’s congressional fancy talk for “impeachment”. Another nail the Republicans want to hammer into democracy’s coffin. Impeach Clinton to undo that election. Bush v Gore, Voter ID laws. Keep Obama off the ballot because someting something […]